(Someone else please feel free to fill this at more length and going in other directions, please! I'd love to see some alternate takes on it.)
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"No, but you have to let me explain, Sherlock."
"You don't have to explain, John. I think you've made your opinion quite clear in your answers."
"No, listen--"
"I suppose it's inevitable. Everyone else who's been exposed to me for any length of time has manifested homicidal tendencies towards me. It was ridiculous of me to suppose that you would be any--"
"Shut up, Sherlock. Listen. Mycroft is 'Shag', obviously. I took a bullet in Afghanistan, I can get through anything once, yeah?"
"When you told me the rules, you didn't specify--"
"ONCE. You have to shag this person once, that's the rule."
"You're making this up as you go, aren't you?"
"Do you want me to shag Mycroft more than once? Then shut up. Lestrade is 'Marry', and that should be pretty clear as well. He works hard, he's got a sense of humor, and he puts up with you. The fact that he's never arrested you means
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I had to write it! My brain went from "What's the wrong-est answer he could give for Sherlock, and why?" to "...wait, that's canon!" in like eight seconds flat. :D
I'm glad you liked it! I hope you get more fills, it's a fun idea.
This...is freakin' brilliant, anon. Really. It has cheered me right up, and you've turned a fairly cracky idea into something with a really nice, innocent sense of poignancy to it. It says so much with so little. Bloody brilliant ♥
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"No, but you have to let me explain, Sherlock."
"You don't have to explain, John. I think you've made your opinion quite clear in your answers."
"No, listen--"
"I suppose it's inevitable. Everyone else who's been exposed to me for any length of time has manifested homicidal tendencies towards me. It was ridiculous of me to suppose that you would be any--"
"Shut up, Sherlock. Listen. Mycroft is 'Shag', obviously. I took a bullet in Afghanistan, I can get through anything once, yeah?"
"When you told me the rules, you didn't specify--"
"ONCE. You have to shag this person once, that's the rule."
"You're making this up as you go, aren't you?"
"Do you want me to shag Mycroft more than once? Then shut up. Lestrade is 'Marry', and that should be pretty clear as well. He works hard, he's got a sense of humor, and he puts up with you. The fact that he's never arrested you means ( ... )
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Crack AND fluff AND continuity porn AND OH you are so awesome I can't even-
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Oh, I loved that :) Amazing, simply amazing, funny and fluffy, just like I like them.
Thank you!
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I'm glad you liked it! I hope you get more fills, it's a fun idea.
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I loled so hard at it XD And John is using the same logic I always do while playing that game! XD
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