Fill -- Everyone loves Mycroft 1/3velvet_maceDecember 1 2010, 18:52:45 UTC
Sorry, Anon, I don't know if this is really what you are aiming at. It's a bit cracky and it kinda turned into one of these 5 and 1 things, so a couple other people ended up sleeping with Mycroft as well. Hopefully it fits the bill, though.
I. LestradeGreg Lestrade had never slept with a man before, and he was pretty sure after this he'd never sleep with one again. But sometimes you have to do things just that once, even if they are out of your comfort zone, just so you can look back on your life and say, "Yeah, I've done that
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Re: Fill -- Everyone loves Mycroft 2/4velvet_maceDecember 1 2010, 18:56:56 UTC
III. AndersonThis man's seduction technique is truly amazing, Anderson thought. I should take notes. Really, everything he did seemed perfectly geared to getting him in bed. From the oh-so-casual discussion outside the crime scene that just so happened to segue to Anderson's hobbies, to the offer to take the discussion to the pub, to finally taking the discussion to Mycroft's opulent flat, where he just so happened to have some actual dinosaur fossils on display
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Re: Fill -- Everyone loves Mycroft 3/4velvet_maceDecember 1 2010, 18:58:23 UTC
IV. Molly"Oh look at this handsome fellow," she knelt down to coo over the puppy. The excited pup jumped up and down and tangled himself in his lead in his eagerness to be petted. "Look at you! Look at you!" She ran her hand over his bristly fur. Then she looked up into Mycroft's eyes. "He's beautiful. How old is he
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Re: Fill -- Everyone loves Mycroft 4/4velvet_maceDecember 1 2010, 18:59:16 UTC
-I. John
"That's enough, Mycroft," said Sherlock. "I draw the line."
"I don't know what you are talking about," said Mycroft letting himself settle more comfortably in the cushions of John's favorite chair. "What gives you the idea that I'm out to seduce John."
"Because it's what you do, you man-whore," said Sherlock. "It's some sort of weird game for you. You seduce everyone in my life. Friends. Enemies. People I barely know. I can't fathom why you do it. And no-" he said preemptively. "I don't want to know either. It's your randy libido, it's your problem."
"Then why are you even discussing it?"
"Because John is mine and I'm not going to let you do it to him."
"I haven't made a move on him," said Mycroft innocently.
"And you won't," said Sherlock. "Promise."
Mycroft's face settled into annoyance. "I really don't think -"
"Promise." There was a sound of footsteps faintly outside the door. The man of the hour was coming
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Re: Fill -- Everyone loves Mycroft 4/4darthhellokittyDecember 1 2010, 20:14:49 UTC
"What gives you the idea that I'm out to seduce John."
"Because it's what you do, you man-whore," said Sherlock.
Oh, god - I will never get over the hilariousness of Sherlock calling Mycroft a man-whore. ALTHOUGH IN THIS FIC, HE SO IS!!!
I love this - that Mycroft knows exactly what to do to make it perfect for each of the five (and how to get each of them into bed, because he's quite manipulative). It's very hot, really amazing!
Re: Fill -- Everyone loves Mycroft 4/4velvet_maceDecember 1 2010, 21:41:24 UTC
This is my head!canon. Mycroft (specifically Gatiss!Mycroft, though Fry!Mycroft has possibilities... that voice!) goes well with everyone. It would be a crime not to pair him.
Re: Fill -- Everyone loves Mycroft 4/4
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December 1 2010, 21:01:39 UTC
OP here. Thanks, that was lovely. A good laugh, but also sweet. Really enjoyed it. It was nice, especially the Anderson-dinosaur bit, that was cute. And, well, all of them. And loved the ending. Was nice to get such a long fill too. Or indeed, anything. And despite being basically about sex, you made it really character-y.
Anderson/Mycroft
Maybe they had a bad break-up and that's why they don't like Sherlock, as they used to date his brother? IDEK.
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I. LestradeGreg Lestrade had never slept with a man before, and he was pretty sure after this he'd never sleep with one again. But sometimes you have to do things just that once, even if they are out of your comfort zone, just so you can look back on your life and say, "Yeah, I've done that ( ... )
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"That's enough, Mycroft," said Sherlock. "I draw the line."
"I don't know what you are talking about," said Mycroft letting himself settle more comfortably in the cushions of John's favorite chair. "What gives you the idea that I'm out to seduce John."
"Because it's what you do, you man-whore," said Sherlock. "It's some sort of weird game for you. You seduce everyone in my life. Friends. Enemies. People I barely know. I can't fathom why you do it. And no-" he said preemptively. "I don't want to know either. It's your randy libido, it's your problem."
"Then why are you even discussing it?"
"Because John is mine and I'm not going to let you do it to him."
"I haven't made a move on him," said Mycroft innocently.
"And you won't," said Sherlock. "Promise."
Mycroft's face settled into annoyance. "I really don't think -"
"Promise." There was a sound of footsteps faintly outside the door. The man of the hour was coming ( ... )
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captcha: occupied mancling. yes, mycroft, we know all about that now.
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"Because it's what you do, you man-whore," said Sherlock.
Oh, god - I will never get over the hilariousness of Sherlock calling Mycroft a man-whore. ALTHOUGH IN THIS FIC, HE SO IS!!!
I love this - that Mycroft knows exactly what to do to make it perfect for each of the five (and how to get each of them into bed, because he's quite manipulative). It's very hot, really amazing!
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Mycroft says: good theigs. Yes, Mycroft, this story is FULL of good things.
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