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Re: Criminal!John prompt anonymous January 6 2011, 04:46:48 UTC
Oh man, Mycroft's reaction would be epic.

"So, Dr. Watson-"

"John, please."

"John, then. What do you do for a living?"

"I kill people."

"..."

"Oh, not for fun. I'm not a serial killer or anything, don't worry. Complete professional, me."

"...I see."

"Used to work for a group, but I quit after they cut our pensions. And banned pub nights, something about too much property damage. Anyways, I'm freelancing now."

"Ah."

"It's quite nice, actually, I get to pick and choose my own contracts. You wouldn't believe how many rich gits want to off their relatives. Gets rather dull after the first couple dozen or so."

"Indeed. If you'll excuse me for a moment?"

"Of course."

7:03 Answer your phone. Now. MH ( ... )

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Re: Criminal!John prompt anonymous January 6 2011, 05:00:43 UTC
OMG I LOVE YOU. This is freaking brilliant! *twirls anon* How do you like your internets? :D

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For you~ ext_341334 January 6 2011, 05:16:14 UTC


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Re: Criminal!John prompt suddenlyflying January 6 2011, 05:35:05 UTC

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Re: Criminal!John prompt likeahurricane7 March 22 2011, 05:00:18 UTC
That is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

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Re: Criminal!John prompt margi_lynn January 6 2011, 10:47:47 UTC
Oh anon, how are you so very wonderful! You just win everything. In fact, I think you just won the Game. Congrats.

*loves all over fill*

Can we get some more, please?

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Re: Criminal!John prompt anonymous January 6 2011, 12:23:37 UTC
ajdz;najecnezjhz WHERE DO YOU WANT YOUR INTERNETS DELIVERED, DEAR AUTHOR?

Oh my God. I fear I may never recover from laughing over "Anthea, please terminate Sniper 348's contract." and a right good rogering and, just, THE ENTIRE THING.

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Re: Criminal!John prompt anonymous January 6 2011, 20:03:14 UTC
Mycroft, did you eat your phone? SH
WIN.

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Re: Criminal!John prompt anonymous January 7 2011, 14:43:49 UTC
OMG. I just. I can't. I can't stop laughing! Dear Lord. John is fantastic! Poor Mycroft. THIS IS AWESOME!

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Re: Criminal!John prompt ningen_demonai January 13 2011, 10:48:09 UTC
I? Am giggling right now. SO HARD. At like 3 in the morning.

I love you. ♥

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Re: Criminal!John prompt anonymous January 13 2011, 22:05:07 UTC
"Well, that was...indescribable."

Best description ever!

Of course Myc wants John dropped off the face of the planet after he says all of that! That's a great ending.

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Re: Criminal!John prompt anonymous September 27 2011, 03:09:53 UTC
Oh, anon, anon. PLEASE put this somewhere I can conveniently mem it.

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