Re: Criminal!John prompt
anonymous
January 6 2011, 04:46:48 UTC
Oh man, Mycroft's reaction would be epic.
"So, Dr. Watson-"
"John, please."
"John, then. What do you do for a living?"
"I kill people."
"..."
"Oh, not for fun. I'm not a serial killer or anything, don't worry. Complete professional, me."
"...I see."
"Used to work for a group, but I quit after they cut our pensions. And banned pub nights, something about too much property damage. Anyways, I'm freelancing now."
"Ah."
"It's quite nice, actually, I get to pick and choose my own contracts. You wouldn't believe how many rich gits want to off their relatives. Gets rather dull after the first couple dozen or so."
Re: Criminal!John prompt
anonymous
January 6 2011, 12:23:37 UTC
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Oh my God. I fear I may never recover from laughing over "Anthea, please terminate Sniper 348's contract." and a right good rogering and, just, THE ENTIRE THING.
"So, Dr. Watson-"
"John, please."
"John, then. What do you do for a living?"
"I kill people."
"..."
"Oh, not for fun. I'm not a serial killer or anything, don't worry. Complete professional, me."
"...I see."
"Used to work for a group, but I quit after they cut our pensions. And banned pub nights, something about too much property damage. Anyways, I'm freelancing now."
"Ah."
"It's quite nice, actually, I get to pick and choose my own contracts. You wouldn't believe how many rich gits want to off their relatives. Gets rather dull after the first couple dozen or so."
"Indeed. If you'll excuse me for a moment?"
"Of course."
7:03 Answer your phone. Now. MH ( ... )
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*loves all over fill*
Can we get some more, please?
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Oh my God. I fear I may never recover from laughing over "Anthea, please terminate Sniper 348's contract." and a right good rogering and, just, THE ENTIRE THING.
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WIN.
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I love you. ♥
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Best description ever!
Of course Myc wants John dropped off the face of the planet after he says all of that! That's a great ending.
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