Sherlock is hoarder. Specifically, he is a hoarder of John Watson's sweaters. JOHN IS WONDERING WHERE THEY ALL GO. (They're under Sherlock's bed.)
BONUS: Sherlock likes to wear the sweaters while John is out on dates with Sarah. Doses off before John gets home and he can take off the sweater. John catches him. John is flattered/creeped out/find it's it adorable. Doesn't say anything to our Locksy about it though.
Re: DOES THIS EVEN DESERVE A TITLE?alaceronAugust 15 2010, 23:07:10 UTC
And,in the end, because I have no self-control, the Sherlock B-side CAME. (Again, apologies in advance. D:)
When asked about it later, Sherlock will say that he doesn't know when the habit started. Obviously, this will be a lie.
It's early April, the night of John and Sarah's third date. Sherlock has a vague notion in the back of his mind about the significance of this; it might have something to do with the realisation that John is different to other people (different in a way that makes him matter) coinciding with the realisation that John's relationship with Sarah may develop into something more than fleeting (It won't last, though; he'd be surprised that John and Sarah haven't noticed yet, but then, people never do). A vague notion, but one that goes largely ignored; it's not really relevant to anything at the moment. (Or is it that he doesn't want it to be relevant to anything at the moment? - honestly, this shortage of interesting cases is just ridiculous, he was due for a distraction yesterdayRegardless
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Re: DOES THIS EVEN DESERVE A TITLE?alaceronAugust 15 2010, 23:40:15 UTC
It's at this point that all his plans start to unravel. (So to speak.)
Two jumpers grows to three. He keeps them in a box under his bed. He tells himself, quite reasonably, it's really much more efficient to have one jumper at each stage of wear. He also has an snwering feeling that this is really quite a pathetic excuse for his own hoarding tendencies.
And then, during a particularly long lull between cases, emboldened by John's lack of awareness that his jumper drawer is now permanently half-full for no apparent reason (he seems to be unconsciously compensating by wearing other items of clothing more frequently), Sherlock starts to take jumpers straight out of John's drawer - wearing them two or three times, then folding and depositing them back into the drawer for an unsuspecting John to wear the next time he feels cold. Or goes out on a date with Sarah. Who might not consciously be aware of what is essentially the (admittedly primative) equivalent of Sherlock texting "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE -SH" all over John, but Sherlock has
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Re: DOES THIS EVEN DESERVE A TITLE?meritjubetAugust 16 2010, 01:13:14 UTC
:D I salute your evil bunnies! This was simply so adorable. I really liked Sherlock's POV, how he developed a system to make sure he had a steady supple of John's jumpers with him. And lol, MINE. Sherlock is going to have a fun time explaining this... XD
Re: DOES THIS EVEN DESERVE A TITLE?chev_tries_hardAugust 16 2010, 02:35:24 UTC
AHHHH! SHERLOCK YOU SILLY WONDERFUL MAN CHILD. Hoarding all those sweaters so you can feel like John is yours. JUST HUG THE MAN. Honestly, loving all the jumper fics. They will never not be amazing.
BONUS: Sherlock likes to wear the sweaters while John is out on dates with Sarah. Doses off before John gets home and he can take off the sweater. John catches him. John is flattered/creeped out/find it's it adorable. Doesn't say anything to our Locksy about it though.
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I am thoroughly enjoying this.
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Glad for it. =P
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(Again, apologies in advance. D:)
When asked about it later, Sherlock will say that he doesn't know when the habit started. Obviously, this will be a lie.
It's early April, the night of John and Sarah's third date. Sherlock has a vague notion in the back of his mind about the significance of this; it might have something to do with the realisation that John is different to other people (different in a way that makes him matter) coinciding with the realisation that John's relationship with Sarah may develop into something more than fleeting (It won't last, though; he'd be surprised that John and Sarah haven't noticed yet, but then, people never do). A vague notion, but one that goes largely ignored; it's not really relevant to anything at the moment. (Or is it that he doesn't want it to be relevant to anything at the moment? - honestly, this shortage of interesting cases is just ridiculous, he was due for a distraction yesterdayRegardless ( ... )
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Two jumpers grows to three. He keeps them in a box under his bed. He tells himself, quite reasonably, it's really much more efficient to have one jumper at each stage of wear. He also has an snwering feeling that this is really quite a pathetic excuse for his own hoarding tendencies.
And then, during a particularly long lull between cases, emboldened by John's lack of awareness that his jumper drawer is now permanently half-full for no apparent reason (he seems to be unconsciously compensating by wearing other items of clothing more frequently), Sherlock starts to take jumpers straight out of John's drawer - wearing them two or three times, then folding and depositing them back into the drawer for an unsuspecting John to wear the next time he feels cold. Or goes out on a date with Sarah. Who might not consciously be aware of what is essentially the (admittedly primative) equivalent of Sherlock texting "MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE -SH" all over John, but Sherlock has ( ... )
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When he wakes, Sherlock is immediately aware of John standing in front of him.
And of the jumper he still has clutched to his chest.
Even John is going to have no problem noticing this.
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And we're done!
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Honestly, loving all the jumper fics. They will never not be amazing.
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