She's gonna have my baby SJ
anonymous
March 11 2011, 22:58:09 UTC
Sherlock decides, for whatever reason, that girl!John should have his baby. He chooses to accomplish this through birth control sabotage.
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Sherlock worries that alwaysagirl!John will someday leave him for another guy and decides the solution is to get John pregnant and then they will be bound together for at least the next 18 years. So he seduces her and messes with her birth control.
I do! I do! I do! I love it. It could be half as short as that and it would be just as perfect.
I stopped myself from thinking about what a fill for this prompt would be like, mostly because this is a lot of people's squick (and rightly so - In RL it would be beyond excusable.) But I couldn't have imagined anything this funny. Excellent work. Thanks so much. :D
Jo awoke with her face nestled into Sherlock’s curls, her hands as always splayd out, one over his chest and the over his flat abdomen. She took a breath in, inhaling the soft fruity smell of her very expensive salon shampoo and conditioner that he was obviously still stealing despite the ‘talk’ they’d had a couple of nights ago
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She rubbed the chalky substance between her fingers and took a sniff, and then gave it little taste. For all the world it seemed like one of the placebos they administered during drug trials. She looked back at the packed and her heart stopped; only on this close inspection could she tell that the pack had been tampered with, the film of foiled carefully pulled back and then re-sealed with some sort of glue
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“You’ll go, and I couldn’t… You’re the first one who’s ever put up with the head in the fridge, the toe-nails on the book shelf…And even if you did leave me,” he added quietly, “and you left me with the child, I’d still have a part of you
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I so did not expect another fill for this prompt, but this is so lovely. I loved reading it. It's exactly 'right'. I particularly enjoyed that you wrote this in Jo's POV. And everything else... wow. Thank you so much.
Glad you liked it. I knew exactly what you meant as soon as I saw this prompt and was a bit put-out by the battering you got earlier on in the comments :o(
Re: Second Fill 3/3
anonymous
January 18 2012, 03:44:23 UTC
yeah um I read “You’ll go, and I couldn’t… You’re the first one who’s ever put up with the head in the fridge, the toe-nails on the book shelf…And even if you did leave me,” he added quietly, “and you left me with the child, I’d still have a part of you.” and I made this really weird :'C face but this was adorbs.
Belated response from a bewildered reader.
anonymous
March 29 2011, 09:18:38 UTC
It looks like some people have forgotten the first rule of Fight Club Kink Meme.
Rule #1: No shaming people for their kinks.
It even says it in the disclaimer.
DISCLAIMER This is a kink meme. As such, there will be prompts that could offend you in a number of different ways. Not every prompt will have a trigger warning, and not every prompt will rub you the right way. If you have an issue with a specific prompt, feel free to bring it up in a discussion that takes place off the meme. However, flaming will not be tolerated regardless of origin. You have rights to an opinion, of course, just as you have the right to scroll right past a prompt that you dislike.
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Sherlock worries that alwaysagirl!John will someday leave him for another guy and decides the solution is to get John pregnant and then they will be bound together for at least the next 18 years. So he seduces her and messes with her birth control.
bonus for a non!dark fic
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I stopped myself from thinking about what a fill for this prompt would be like, mostly because this is a lot of people's squick (and rightly so - In RL it would be beyond excusable.) But I couldn't have imagined anything this funny. Excellent work. Thanks so much. :D
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I so did not expect another fill for this prompt, but this is so lovely. I loved reading it. It's exactly 'right'. I particularly enjoyed that you wrote this in Jo's POV. And everything else... wow. Thank you so much.
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But, yeah, gald you liked it! XoD
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but this was adorbs.
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Rule #1: No shaming people for their kinks.
It even says it in the disclaimer.
DISCLAIMER
This is a kink meme. As such, there will be prompts that could offend you in a number of different ways. Not every prompt will have a trigger warning, and not every prompt will rub you the right way. If you have an issue with a specific prompt, feel free to bring it up in a discussion that takes place off the meme. However, flaming will not be tolerated regardless of origin.
You have rights to an opinion, of course, just as you have the right to scroll right past a prompt that you dislike.
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