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Prompting: Part XIV

Apr 12, 2011 21:50

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Re: ...the fuck did I just do...? etharei April 23 2011, 05:40:21 UTC

"What the HELL are you doing?"

"Horny."

"What?"

"Horny!"

BANG

"Horny!"

BANG

"HORNY. I don't know what's gotten into the porn industry, good job I'm not in it."

"So you're taking it out on my arse?"

"Your arse had it coming. Specifically, it just had me coming."

Re: ...the fuck did I just do...? etharei April 23 2011, 06:07:37 UTC

...

Okay.

I love all of you, and I love all these.

But this post, this one right above me, wins MOTHERFUCKING EVERYTHING.

Re: ...the fuck did I just do...? etharei April 23 2011, 06:36:11 UTC

lol THANK YOU XD

Re: ...the fuck did I just do...? etharei April 24 2011, 15:39:43 UTC

OMG that last line. <3

John Meets Sherlock. etharei January 29 2012, 19:20:56 UTC

Sherlock: Mike I need to borrow your buttplug there's no lube on mine.
Mike: What's wrong with a dildo
Sherlock: I prefer to leave it in.
Mike: Sorry, it's in my other trousers.
John: Here, use mine.

Sherlock: Pornhub or Redtube?
John: Sorry?
Sherlock: Which one was it Pornhub or Redtube?
John: Pornhub sorry how did you...?
Sherlock: Oh, Molly, viagra thank you. What happened to the semen?
Molly: It wasn't working for me
Sherlock: Oh really? I thought it was a big improvement your face's too clean now.

Sherlock: I fuck my vibrator when I'm bored, sometimes I don't moan for days on end. Would that bother you? Potential fuck buddies should know the worst about each other.
John: You told him about me?
Mike: Not a word
John: Then who said anything about fucking?
Sherlock: I did.

Sherlock: Sorry, gotta dash, I left my riding crop in the dungeon.

Re: John Meets Sherlock. etharei January 29 2012, 21:27:29 UTC

HAHAHAA A+++ and thank you for reminding me of this thread

Re: John Meets Sherlock. etharei January 31 2012, 14:12:57 UTC

Because I made the font super small so that my sister won't see the huge words A STUDY IN PORN, I misread this:

Sherlock: Oh, Molly, viagra thank you. What happened to the semen?

into:

Sherlock: Oh, Molly, VAGINA thank you. What happened to the semen?

Re: ...the fuck did I just do...? quimcki March 1 2012, 06:22:22 UTC

YOU WIN.
EVERYTHING.
EVER.
INTERNET? ALL OF IT.
COOKIES? THEY'RE YOURS.
THE ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING SOLAR SYSTEM? TAKE IT YOU DESERVE IT.

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