Fill: The Theory of Narrative Causality (1a/4?)
anonymous
May 17 2011, 15:20:54 UTC
sorry for how late this is, the fill sort of. ran away. a lot. anyway. hello, meme, nice to meet you at last.
things happen because the plot says they should.
[redacted] posted in fandom_wank,
In Which consulting_detective Would Like You All To Know His Thoughts About Sherlock Holmes
Thanks for the mousies at wank_report for the beginning of this account; I filled in the rest.
Right. consulting_detective. Best damn fanartist in Sherlock Holmes fandom, makes you take one look and jump under the cold shower, master snarker, deadpan cynist, canon lover, sneers at everyone who's in his way, etcetcetc. If you'd like reminders of his previous antics, see here, here, and here. (And here, if you want to be scarred forever
( ... )
Fill: The Theory of Narrative Causality (1b/4?)
anonymous
May 17 2011, 15:26:20 UTC
Downey would be not be able to play Holmes if he stuck a mop stick up his arse and drank his tea with one pinkie outstretched, and even then he would still be a sugar-hyperactive monkey with no proper sense of manners and the most ridiculous face in the history of christendom
The Ritchie movie is nothing more than American-bait with many explosions and basic appeals at the impressionable human psyche with supernatural stupidities
How To Butcher A Strong Female Character, or why they turned the most intelligent woman of the entire stories into a trousers-wearing, fighting-savvy, men-dominated femme fatale with red lipstick and no brains of her own
Funnily, though, consulting_detective refrains entirely from making scathing remarks about Law's Watson. People remark on this. consulting_detective keeps silent, and then admits that Law's Watson is interestingly-thought and better-played than his detective counterpart.
salts_theway suggests that someone has a crush.
andrés_son makes unfashionable remarks about consulting_detective's
( ... )
Fill: The Theory of Narrative Causality (1c/4?)
anonymous
May 17 2011, 15:28:54 UTC
Please. Stop. It's not worth dragging old battles in the mud like that; it's only going to make things worse, from now on. The original thread was actually pretty interesting, before everything began to get personal, and there were some discussions around the ACD canon / '09 movie resemblances and dissimilarities between some people not involved in the wank. These were good, I enjoyed reading that. I've already told my fill on those issues here and here, but I suspect SH2 is going to change perspective all over again.
(Yes, I'm still bitter about Rachel McAdams being off the cast. Shut up.)
That said, I think I've answered everyone who kindly commented on A Day Like Today - if I've left someone out by accident, I'm very sorry, and thanks very much. You guys know how much I appreciate your feedback.
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To: jumperfucker, From: shbigbangmod,
Hello,
You have been paired with consulting_detective for your entry
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Fill: The Theory of Narrative Causality (1d/4?)
anonymous
May 17 2011, 15:31:40 UTC
To: consulting_detective, From: jumperfucker,
I'd noticed. The draft is attached.
Speaking of the pool, I'm still a bit blurry on Moriarty and what his appearance should be in this 'verse; d'you think you could sketch me a quick outline of what you think he should look like? it's like, your art makes it clearer to determine my writing. Or something. All my canon fics are based off your art, anyway.
To: jumpefucker, From: consulting_detective,
Are they, now.
"… I loved him best when he was asleep, when his face slackened, and his body's ever-brilliant intensity was assuaged with his exhaustion; at intervals, on days that grew hot and close in the evenings, he would curl on the settee for long hours, a dark coiling comma that was all legs and dressing-gown, and his lazy eyes followed me 'round our sitting-room, sometimes flickering like a pale candle, sometimes - sometimes touching at my neck, my wrists, as though he dreamt of softer things. Sometimes, they slipped shut, and I saw his chest rise and fall, gentler than I had
( ... )
Fill: The Theory of Narrative Causality (1e/4?)
anonymous
May 17 2011, 15:35:40 UTC
(hchatmod) wrote in holmeschat,
THIS IS PART XIV.
DO NOT POST IN PART XIII.
THE RULES ARE HERE.
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anonymous *coughcough*
Dear other member of this wonderful little comm I'm a member of.
Yes, I know I made a mistake that day. I am aware I committed the gravest crime. I am guilty of the worst sin ever. Oh, woe. What shall I do with myself now? tell you what, I'll cover my head with ashes and go sit in that corner for the rest of my life, bemoaning the day I ever dared contesting Thy Infinite Knowledge -
… oh, wait.
I admitted I haven't read the stories. Yes, I am writing fic off the movie and the movie alone. NO, THIS IS NOT A BIG FUCKING CRIME.
Fuck you and your stupid elitism and condescendence - see, I can use big words too! and I can do it without insulting you every other sentence! or implying you need to leave fandom forever! which is exactly what you did to me!
Re: Fill: The Theory of Narrative Causality (1e/4?)
anonymous
June 5 2011, 16:58:24 UTC
IAWTC. I just want this story to go on and on forever.
And I love how reading and adding comments to this fic makes me feel like I'm a part of this universe -- or like it becomes a part of the one I live in. :DD
Fill: The Theory of Narrative Causality (1f/4?)
anonymous
May 17 2011, 15:38:16 UTC
posted by [redacted] in holmesian_news
+ News Jude Law in Cannes New SH adaptation in French Developments about Doyle's house
+ Challenges Final Pairing Up @ shbigbang
+ Fanart DINOSAURS by andrès_son (Holmes, Watson, Lestrade, Mrs Hudson | sfw | Others) Reichenbach au by consulting_detective (Holmes, Watson | sfw | ACD) evening at 221B by neveryou_again (Holmes/Watson | nsfw | Ritchie)
+ Fanfic In Progress Down the Fire Escape 4/? by s_sarah (Holmes/Watson | R | Granada) My Immortal 2/? by jim_fromit (Holmes, Lestrade, Watson, Mary | PG-13 | Unspecified) Homeward Bound 5/9 by storm_ford (Watson/Adler, Holmes | PG-13 | Ritchie)
Completed Untitled PWP by w_harry (Holmes/Watson | NC-17 | Ritchie) Home Is Where The Heart Is by miss_toby (Holmes/Adler, Watson/Adler | PG-13 | Ritchie) Not Your Girlfriend by salts_theway (Holmes/Watson, Watson/Morstan | NC-17 | Ritchie) A Day Like Today by jumperfucker (Holmes/Watson | R | ACD)
Fill: The Theory of Narrative Causality (1g/4?)
anonymous
May 17 2011, 15:43:42 UTC
cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,
Offline for the evening, lads, so don't flip your shit if I don't answer your emails till tomorrow (seriously, last time? I was gone for twelve hours. A bloke can't have a nice, quiet dinner with the nice, quiet guy from the flower shop when he's got such an active social life). Why yes, I do have a date tonight.
… with Jeremy Brett's eyebrows. GRANADA MARATHON, FUCK YEAH. I got chicken cho mein and lager and no work tomorrow, I'm gonna party all night long.
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neveryou_again Pesky normal life, trying to come up against the delicious combo of Brett&Burke. Or is it Hardwicke?
jumperfucker Season One tonight, so it's still Burke. And true, normal life doesn't hold a chance. ;)
s_sarah JEREMY BRETT IS A FINE, FINE MAN.
jumperfucker THIS RIGHT HERE. IT IS TRUTH.
salts_theway So what it's like, working with the freak?
jumperfucker No insults on my journal, please
( ... )
Re: Fill: The Theory of Narrative Causality (1g/4?)trillsabellsMay 17 2011, 16:15:04 UTC
This is brilliant!
I loved the different ways of telling the story you've produced with the emails and the posts. Ooooo I SO wanted to click on those links, you are taunting me with your blue lines!
Cannot WAIT for more.
*bookmarks*
It's up to you when you post to the filled prompts post. I'd say as long as you plan to update mildly regularly then there's no problem with posting now so people can find it and track it
things happen because the plot says they should.
[redacted] posted in fandom_wank,
In Which consulting_detective Would Like You All To Know His Thoughts About Sherlock Holmes
Thanks for the mousies at wank_report for the beginning of this account; I filled in the rest.
Right. consulting_detective. Best damn fanartist in Sherlock Holmes fandom, makes you take one look and jump under the cold shower, master snarker, deadpan cynist, canon lover, sneers at everyone who's in his way, etcetcetc. If you'd like reminders of his previous antics, see here, here, and here. (And here, if you want to be scarred forever ( ... )
Reply
The Ritchie movie is nothing more than American-bait with many explosions and basic appeals at the impressionable human psyche with supernatural stupidities
How To Butcher A Strong Female Character, or why they turned the most intelligent woman of the entire stories into a trousers-wearing, fighting-savvy, men-dominated femme fatale with red lipstick and no brains of her own
Funnily, though, consulting_detective refrains entirely from making scathing remarks about Law's Watson. People remark on this. consulting_detective keeps silent, and then admits that Law's Watson is interestingly-thought and better-played than his detective counterpart.
salts_theway suggests that someone has a crush.
andrés_son makes unfashionable remarks about consulting_detective's ( ... )
Reply
(Yes, I'm still bitter about Rachel McAdams being off the cast. Shut up.)
That said, I think I've answered everyone who kindly commented on A Day Like Today - if I've left someone out by accident, I'm very sorry, and thanks very much. You guys know how much I appreciate your feedback.
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To: jumperfucker,
From: shbigbangmod,
Hello,
You have been paired with
consulting_detective for your entry ( ... )
Reply
From: jumperfucker,
I'd noticed. The draft is attached.
Speaking of the pool, I'm still
a bit blurry on Moriarty and what
his appearance should be in this
'verse; d'you think you could sketch
me a quick outline of what you think
he should look like? it's like, your art
makes it clearer to determine my
writing. Or something. All my canon
fics are based off your art, anyway.
To: jumpefucker,
From: consulting_detective,
Are they, now.
"… I loved him best when he was asleep, when his face slackened, and his body's ever-brilliant intensity was assuaged with his exhaustion; at intervals, on days that grew hot and close in the evenings, he would curl on the settee for long hours, a dark coiling comma that was all legs and dressing-gown, and his lazy eyes followed me 'round our sitting-room, sometimes flickering like a pale candle, sometimes - sometimes touching at my neck, my wrists, as though he dreamt of softer things. Sometimes, they slipped shut, and I saw his chest rise and fall, gentler than I had ( ... )
Reply
THIS IS PART XIV.
DO NOT POST IN PART XIII.
THE RULES ARE HERE.
(1066 comments) - (post a comment)
anonymous
*coughcough*
Dear other member of this wonderful little comm I'm a member of.
Yes, I know I made a mistake that day. I am aware I committed the gravest crime. I am guilty of the worst sin ever. Oh, woe. What shall I do with myself now? tell you what, I'll cover my head with ashes and go sit in that corner for the rest of my life, bemoaning the day I ever dared contesting Thy Infinite Knowledge -
… oh, wait.
I admitted I haven't read the stories. Yes, I am writing fic off the movie and the movie alone. NO, THIS IS NOT A BIG FUCKING CRIME.
Fuck you and your stupid elitism and condescendence - see, I can use big words too! and I can do it without insulting you every other sentence! or implying you need to leave fandom forever! which is exactly what you did to me!
Fuck you.
(sorry for the rant, guys.)
anonymous
dude, that's, like
not even anon
at all
anonymous Well, the comm ( ... )
Reply
*hands internets over*
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And I love how reading and adding comments to this fic makes me feel like I'm a part of this universe -- or like it becomes a part of the one I live in. :DD
Reply
Reply
+ News
Jude Law in Cannes
New SH adaptation in French
Developments about Doyle's house
+ Challenges
Final Pairing Up @ shbigbang
+ Fanart
DINOSAURS by andrès_son (Holmes, Watson, Lestrade, Mrs Hudson | sfw | Others)
Reichenbach au by consulting_detective (Holmes, Watson | sfw | ACD)
evening at 221B by neveryou_again (Holmes/Watson | nsfw | Ritchie)
+ Fanfic
In Progress
Down the Fire Escape 4/? by s_sarah (Holmes/Watson | R | Granada)
My Immortal 2/? by jim_fromit (Holmes, Lestrade, Watson, Mary | PG-13 | Unspecified)
Homeward Bound 5/9 by storm_ford (Watson/Adler, Holmes | PG-13 | Ritchie)
Completed
Untitled PWP by w_harry (Holmes/Watson | NC-17 | Ritchie)
Home Is Where The Heart Is by miss_toby (Holmes/Adler, Watson/Adler | PG-13 | Ritchie)
Not Your Girlfriend by salts_theway (Holmes/Watson, Watson/Morstan | NC-17 | Ritchie)
A Day Like Today by jumperfucker (Holmes/Watson | R | ACD)
+ Anon exchange
Untitled (Holmes/Watson | NC-17 | Unspecified)
Untitled (Holmes/Watson | NC-17 | ( ... )
Reply
Offline for the evening, lads, so don't flip your shit if I don't answer your emails till tomorrow (seriously, last time? I was gone for twelve hours. A bloke can't have a nice, quiet dinner with the nice, quiet guy from the flower shop when he's got such an active social life). Why yes, I do have a date tonight.
… with Jeremy Brett's eyebrows. GRANADA MARATHON, FUCK YEAH. I got chicken cho mein and lager and no work tomorrow, I'm gonna party all night long.
(23 comments) - (post a new comment)
neveryou_again
Pesky normal life, trying to come up against the delicious combo of Brett&Burke. Or is it Hardwicke?
jumperfucker
Season One tonight, so it's still Burke. And true, normal life doesn't hold a chance. ;)
s_sarah
JEREMY BRETT IS A FINE, FINE MAN.
jumperfucker
THIS RIGHT HERE. IT IS TRUTH.
salts_theway
So what it's like, working with the freak?
jumperfucker No insults on my journal, please ( ... )
Reply
I loved the different ways of telling the story you've produced with the emails and the posts. Ooooo I SO wanted to click on those links, you are taunting me with your blue lines!
Cannot WAIT for more.
*bookmarks*
It's up to you when you post to the filled prompts post. I'd say as long as you plan to update mildly regularly then there's no problem with posting now so people can find it and track it
Reply
I actually tried to click those things that look like links.
I'm loving this story so far. I love what you did with the different styles. And Mycroft still controlling his brother's life.
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ME TOO.
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(I blame the meme, it ate my life like John eats jam)
(OMG Mycroft agrees! Or atleast I think so... "Society itches")
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I love this so much I can't even TALK.
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