The Theory of Narrative Causality (4b/5ish)
anonymous
May 28 2011, 15:27:46 UTC
you (22:11): … oh, come off it. nobody's really called sherlock holmes.
consulting_detective (22:11): And yet, I am. My parents had a very peculiar sense of humour.
you (22:12): do you have a brother no hold on, i don't think i want to know you're getting really deep into the persona, then. deductions? really?
consulting_detective (22:12): It seemed like the right thing to do. You are being very hypocritical, Doctor John Watson.
you (22:13): how oh, god, of course you'd know, you would that's different, though. my parents never read the books. the medicine, the army, it was a complete coincidence. i didn't even realize until i came home to london and read the stories again. so is this, by the way. i mean, i'm called john watson, and i meet a sherlock holes? *holmes what are the odds?
consulting_detective (22:14): I should say seven thousand and one hundred and sixty-three to one against.
you (22:15): did you actually calculate that, or did you just guess?
consulting_detective (22:11): And yet, I am. My parents had a very peculiar sense of humour.
you (22:12): do you have a brother
no hold on,
i don't think i want to know
you're getting really deep into the persona, then. deductions? really?
consulting_detective (22:12): It seemed like the right thing to do.
You are being very hypocritical, Doctor John Watson.
you (22:13): how
oh, god, of course you'd know, you would
that's different, though. my parents never read the books. the medicine, the army, it was a complete coincidence. i didn't even realize until i came home to london and read the stories again.
so is this, by the way. i mean, i'm called john watson, and i meet a sherlock holes?
*holmes
what are the odds?
consulting_detective (22:14): I should say seven thousand and one hundred and sixty-three to one against.
you (22:15): did you actually calculate that, or did you just guess?
consulting_detective (22:15): I never guess.
you (22:16): right, yes ( ... )
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*holmes
FREUDIAN MUCH??? XD
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I've been giggling for a long time now, but this, THIS. I just started chortling.
This story is so, so awesome.
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