The Theory of Narrative Causality (5c/5)
anonymous
May 31 2011, 14:12:50 UTC
consulting_detective is connected.
consulting_detective (20:26): There is a reason why you haven't been bothered overmuch after the_professor's revelations, you know.
you (20:26): oh god, let me guess. your brother's the british government and he's having me on surveillance that'd be rather creepy though
consulting_detective (20:27): Well. You've got it all right for once.
you (20:27): … you're kidding sherlock you're kidding, right?
consulting_detective (20:28): Mycroft likes to meddle with any business that's not his own. For once, though, I am rather grateful for it. He won't stop crowing about it for ages now, of course.
you (20:29): yeah, your parents had a really horrible sense of humor, didn't they?
consulting_detective (20:30): They had a strong dislike for doing things halfway, yes.
you (20:30): rrrrrright, so basically you're saying your brother is keeping tabs on me now that's a bit scary
consulting_detective (20:31): He's been keeping tabs on you for a long time, John.
you (20:31): sorry, what hold on, he's not
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Re: The Theory of Narrative Causality (5c/5)celliJune 12 2011, 17:19:17 UTC
british_government is connected.
british_government (20:34): You're very welcome, John.
british_government is disconnected.
you (30:35): ooookay.
Out of everything I loved about this awesome, awesome story, THIS was the bit that had me shrieking in hilarity and trying to explain to my roommate out of context. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.
consulting_detective (20:26): There is a reason why you haven't been bothered overmuch after the_professor's revelations, you know.
you (20:26): oh god, let me guess.
your brother's the british government and he's having me on surveillance
that'd be rather creepy though
consulting_detective (20:27): Well.
You've got it all right for once.
you (20:27): …
you're kidding
sherlock
you're kidding, right?
consulting_detective (20:28): Mycroft likes to meddle with any business that's not his own.
For once, though, I am rather grateful for it.
He won't stop crowing about it for ages now, of course.
you (20:29): yeah, your parents had a really horrible sense of humor, didn't they?
consulting_detective (20:30): They had a strong dislike for doing things halfway, yes.
you (20:30): rrrrrright, so basically you're saying your brother is keeping tabs on me now
that's a bit
scary
consulting_detective (20:31): He's been keeping tabs on you for a long time, John.
you (20:31): sorry, what
hold on, he's not ( ... )
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british_government (20:34): You're very welcome, John.
british_government is disconnected.
you (30:35): ooookay.
Out of everything I loved about this awesome, awesome story, THIS was the bit that had me shrieking in hilarity and trying to explain to my roommate out of context. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE.
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Trying not to laugh too loud. This is amazing. I am in awe.
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