Make Me A Monday - Week 58

[rosiedoes]

You know what to do...

Comments

[threebooks3]

This prompt requires some explanation. In Spanish, the verb 'tocar' means 'to touch' and 'to play an instrument,' and in class our teacher had us translate the sentence 'For a professional musician, he doesn't play well.'

Long story short, someone translated it into the equivalent of, 'For a professional musician, he doesn't touch himself well.'

Therefore, Sherlock masturbating and failing at it, and then John helping. (or anything with the phrases Cunning Linguist/Master Debater, those jokes always make me giggle.)

[novadiab1o]

I will do this.

[threebooks3]

I was not expecting this! Thank you~

[novadiab1o]

I am a bad person. Sorry this took so long. I forgot what I named the file and Jesus there were a lot of files to go through, all named "asdfghgsfg" or "rtyuytrewqwero" or a variation. This one in particular was eloquently titled 'poop'. This is indicative of lack of sleep and a serious need to get over fart jokes.

http://novadiab1o.livejournal.com/5563.html

[anarion]

I wrote something along those lines, here is the link to shorten your time while your prompt is being filled properly. :)

http://anarion.livejournal.com/15881.html