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anonymous October 20 2011, 01:56:35 UTC
Moriarty and Lestrade's section of Scotland Yard was just created to give Sherlock something to do, a sort of containment system to keep Sherlock from really getting into the rest of the world. You can't have a bored demigod running around.

Mycroft always thought John would make a decent companion for Sherlock (He privately called them chew toys, and John was number five) but he couldn't see why Sherlock actually listened to him half the time.

Why yes, this is an Agents of Cracked Fusion.

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ceilingninja October 21 2011, 23:33:30 UTC
Marry me. That is all.

Oh yeah, seconded.

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anonymous October 25 2011, 01:20:25 UTC
bahahahahahahaha yeeeesssssssssss

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anonymous November 9 2011, 03:46:58 UTC
OH. MY. GOD.
John: What have you been doing in here?
Sherlock: Allow me to answer that question... with a meth lab.

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threebooks3 October 20 2011, 02:02:20 UTC
Jeremy Brett's real name is Peter Jeremy William Huggins. Huggins, guys. HUGGINS. Does every Holmes ever have an awesome last name?

But basically, Cumberhuggins sounds like the best thing ever. I want Granada!Holmes/BBC!Holmes, please!

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lupinella January 26 2012, 05:48:21 UTC
SECONDED! <3 for my two favourite Sherlocks!
Also, Cumberhuggins is incredibly adorable!

Mycroft says 'Exaltation'!

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anonymous October 20 2011, 02:14:33 UTC
So my (non-fandom) friend commented how Mr Cumberbatch made more sense to her with his natural hair colour.

Naturally this got me thinking, and what I want - for whatever reason you like, I really don't care about the rationalisation - is for John to dye Sherlock's hair for him, and accidentally find out it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go completely pliant.

From there ... well, you know, porn is always good, right?

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Ooooh I really want to do this! anonymous October 20 2011, 16:51:54 UTC
If anyone gets to it before I finish (and I'm fairly busy so I can't guarantee fast results, especially since I've never done a fill before) then that's all fine, but this appeals to me in a very strange way.

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Re: Ooooh I really want to do this! anonymous October 21 2011, 03:51:36 UTC
From OP: Yay! :D

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Fill 1/2 1a jammedthoughts October 21 2011, 20:33:12 UTC
“I don't see why you can't just do a wig, Sherlock ( ... )

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anonymous October 20 2011, 02:15:55 UTC
THE COAT IS MISSING. D:

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anonymous October 20 2011, 02:18:32 UTC
SO ARE THE JUMPERS. MORIARTY HAS GONE TOO FAR THIS TIME.

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anonymous October 20 2011, 02:52:05 UTC
AND BY JOVE, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO THE UMBRELLA?

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anonymous October 20 2011, 02:55:57 UTC
Mycroft: BITCH, SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

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Ah, colloquial sexual phrases... meredydd October 20 2011, 02:19:43 UTC
John has to explain to Sherlock what "say what you see" is all about after it is reportedly the last words a victim was heard to shout.

Yeah, kinda on the fluffy cracky side...

S/J preferred.

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Re: Ah, colloquial sexual phrases... meredydd October 20 2011, 05:39:49 UTC
I'm sorry, but Google is giving me nothing but parenting tips and variations on "Where's Waldo?". Can John explain it to me too?

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Re: Ah, colloquial sexual phrases... meredydd October 20 2011, 10:42:13 UTC
DA

Seconding this anon's request: I have no idea what that means and I need an explanation... Uncle John, is it story time yet? :D

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Re: Ah, colloquial sexual phrases... meredydd October 20 2011, 12:01:39 UTC
Mmm, it's a bit like "what's my name" and "who's your daddy?", phrases that surely someone out there says but it's really more jokey/pervy than not. Er, to be clear, says during sex, lol. "Say what you see!" "You!" or "Your cock!" or whatnot.

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