Moriarty and Lestrade's section of Scotland Yard was just created to give Sherlock something to do, a sort of containment system to keep Sherlock from really getting into the rest of the world. You can't have a bored demigod running around.
Mycroft always thought John would make a decent companion for Sherlock (He privately called them chew toys, and John was number five) but he couldn't see why Sherlock actually listened to him half the time.
So my (non-fandom) friend commented how Mr Cumberbatch made more sense to her with his natural hair colour.
Naturally this got me thinking, and what I want - for whatever reason you like, I really don't care about the rationalisation - is for John to dye Sherlock's hair for him, and accidentally find out it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go completely pliant.
From there ... well, you know, porn is always good, right?
Ooooh I really want to do this!
anonymous
October 20 2011, 16:51:54 UTC
If anyone gets to it before I finish (and I'm fairly busy so I can't guarantee fast results, especially since I've never done a fill before) then that's all fine, but this appeals to me in a very strange way.
Re: Ah, colloquial sexual phrases...meredyddOctober 20 2011, 12:01:39 UTC
Mmm, it's a bit like "what's my name" and "who's your daddy?", phrases that surely someone out there says but it's really more jokey/pervy than not. Er, to be clear, says during sex, lol. "Say what you see!" "You!" or "Your cock!" or whatnot.
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Mycroft always thought John would make a decent companion for Sherlock (He privately called them chew toys, and John was number five) but he couldn't see why Sherlock actually listened to him half the time.
Why yes, this is an Agents of Cracked Fusion.
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Oh yeah, seconded.
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John: What have you been doing in here?
Sherlock: Allow me to answer that question... with a meth lab.
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But basically, Cumberhuggins sounds like the best thing ever. I want Granada!Holmes/BBC!Holmes, please!
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Also, Cumberhuggins is incredibly adorable!
Mycroft says 'Exaltation'!
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Naturally this got me thinking, and what I want - for whatever reason you like, I really don't care about the rationalisation - is for John to dye Sherlock's hair for him, and accidentally find out it's the one thing that makes Sherlock go completely pliant.
From there ... well, you know, porn is always good, right?
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Yeah, kinda on the fluffy cracky side...
S/J preferred.
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Seconding this anon's request: I have no idea what that means and I need an explanation... Uncle John, is it story time yet? :D
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