Jim is ill/hurt to the extent of needing extended bed-rest. Seb, whose house had long since been taken over by the mad man, becomes his reluctant carer.
Twisted fluff, with dysfunction and dubious relationships, but please no outright dark!Jim or Seb. Sexy-times would be just loved forever.
Re: Jim/Seb
anonymous
November 24 2011, 04:56:10 UTC
I've got you, anon, but it might turn out more fluffy and less dubious than intended. Jim's being cute. Don't ask me why, he's usually so messed up when i write him! At least Sebastian will be surly.
Mental Patient!Sherlock
anonymous
November 23 2011, 00:59:10 UTC
While watching the latest episode of Psych, I couldn't help thinking to myself: 'Well, if Shawn Spencer can do it, Sherlock Holmes damn well could too!'
So, I want to see Sherlock take a case that has him going undercover at an institution for the insane as a patient, with John and/or a yarder also going undercover as a doctor and/or orderly, to make sure Sherlock doesn't get into too much trouble.
No one's all that shocked when it turns out Sherlock is very good at acting insane, but Sherlock is rather surprised to find he really doesn't mind being in the asylum. It's a nice facility, the doctors aren't complete crackpots and fun to run circles around, and, what with the pyromaniac who insists that his name is Guy Fawkes and the girl whose Dissociative Identity Disorder has given her personalities that range from Frank The Plumber to Shirley Temple...well, it's certainly never boring
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So! Fanon tends to portray Sherlock as utterly indifferent to food, sleep and healthcare, if not violently opposed to them all, since his body is "just transport."
Let's subvert that a little, shall we?
Sherlock, while capable of ignoring his body's needs while actively pursuing a case, is a bit obsessive about his health and wellness at other times--after all, his transport requires proper maintenance to avoid a tedious (and boring) break-down. So in between sulks and experiments, he is meticulous about a specific exercise regimen, prepares his own multivitamens in the kitchen, and (since cooking is also boring) consumes elaborate and vaguely loathesome shakes involving things like powdered kale and raw eggs.
Oh, and if he even so much as suspects he might be coming down with an illness/injury, he badgers John about it incessantly (since all doctors are idiots, but John rather less so than others). Possibly this involves things Sherlock has looked up on WebMD.
TL;DR: Sherlock, when not distracted by shiny objects work, is
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Moriarty is a Muppet Puppet
anonymous
November 23 2011, 01:00:54 UTC
So every time I watch TGG I am continually astonished at how very much Moriarty's voice sounds like a muppet. Therefore my very cracky challenge to you is write a story where Moriarty is in fact a very life like (robotic? how do you get rid of the strings?) puppet being controlled by a muppet who is the real villain.
A cute puppy for anyone who manages to make Miss Piggy the puppet master. (Nothing against Miss Piggy of course it's just that her voice seems the most similar to Moriarty's IMO).
If you manage to make this non-cracky you will win the internet.
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Twisted fluff, with dysfunction and dubious relationships, but please no outright dark!Jim or Seb. Sexy-times would be just loved forever.
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So, I want to see Sherlock take a case that has him going undercover at an institution for the insane as a patient, with John and/or a yarder also going undercover as a doctor and/or orderly, to make sure Sherlock doesn't get into too much trouble.
No one's all that shocked when it turns out Sherlock is very good at acting insane, but Sherlock is rather surprised to find he really doesn't mind being in the asylum. It's a nice facility, the doctors aren't complete crackpots and fun to run circles around, and, what with the pyromaniac who insists that his name is Guy Fawkes and the girl whose Dissociative Identity Disorder has given her personalities that range from Frank The Plumber to Shirley Temple...well, it's certainly never boring ( ... )
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Seconded to the power of pineapple!
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Let's subvert that a little, shall we?
Sherlock, while capable of ignoring his body's needs while actively pursuing a case, is a bit obsessive about his health and wellness at other times--after all, his transport requires proper maintenance to avoid a tedious (and boring) break-down. So in between sulks and experiments, he is meticulous about a specific exercise regimen, prepares his own multivitamens in the kitchen, and (since cooking is also boring) consumes elaborate and vaguely loathesome shakes involving things like powdered kale and raw eggs.
Oh, and if he even so much as suspects he might be coming down with an illness/injury, he badgers John about it incessantly (since all doctors are idiots, but John rather less so than others). Possibly this involves things Sherlock has looked up on WebMD.
TL;DR: Sherlock, when not distracted by shiny objects work, is ( ... )
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A cute puppy for anyone who manages to make Miss Piggy the puppet master. (Nothing against Miss Piggy of course it's just that her voice seems the most similar to Moriarty's IMO).
If you manage to make this non-cracky you will win the internet.
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third!
(they would ALL make adorable muppets)
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