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[sherlockpuff]

Derek Dooley has been feeling really ill lately. If you ask me, it's because he didn't prepare for his O.W.L.s properly even though I trained him! He went to see Madam Pomfrey but half of the hospital ward was closed off. Does anyone know why? Is it because of Harry Potter

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[abitloony]

there's O.W.L

training?

[sherlockpuff]

Only for those who can afford to be trained by the best.

[abitloony]

do you do
jumping jacks

and things? or is it
mostly

brain training?

[sherlockpuff]

Sorry, I can't give out that information - too many eyes watching, you see.

[twohundredsix]

Oh, I hope so! We're all counting on you to bring us the truth, and not more rumours about purple slime.

[fetchthestyx]

If you smell rotting flesh, do let me know, won't you Ernie?