Wow! It's a really nice day outside. Too bad I won't be out there to enjoy it. I spent the morning cleaning up the Hufflepuff common room so I expect it to stay that way. It was a mess. Dust everywhere. I don't understand how you Hufflepuffs could survive in that. Leaving books and sweaters and things around like it's your own bedroom! How dare you ( Read more... )

Just so you know, Lavender Donahue wouldn't have confessed if I hadn't given her that pep talk about throwing her life away. For I knew who the murderer had been all along, from the start. I just thought I'd leave the job of solving the mystery to you amateurs. A growing man has got to rest, hasn't he?

Greetings my fellow Hogwartsians! My natter's getting really bored because I haven't paid it much attention lately. This afternoon I came back to the dormitory to fetch my cologne and I found the place spot clean! Now I'm not entirely sure my natter was the one who cleaned it, but it was holding a broom until it cleverly flung itself back onto my ( Read more... )

Sigh. Looks like I'm the only one around here who knows how to have a healthy relationship.

Hannah, m' dear, want to come help me spy on Zacharias and Parvati tomorrow?

Hey Hannah! Either I've found your Natter or there is a very violent rat under my bed. It's already torn my favourite pair of trousers to shreads so you better hurry and get up here! While you're on your way, I, like the brave Hufflepuff I am, will try and fish it out for you. Even if it means my own life.

If anyone sees her send her up!

Professor Fletcher is amazing, and I take back what I said about him, Neville. He's not a criminal. Seems more like a Secret Agent to me. If he were a true criminal he'd have stolen enough gold to buy himself a new coat! Spent the whole day telling me about his past. Very interesting stuff. Him and I really relate. He didn't know how to help me ( Read more... )

Strange family, those Longbottoms. Mum was really excited when she heard one of my school friends would be coming to stay with us. Neville was planning to floo in early this morning, but I wanted Ms. Longbottom to see Uncle Erniven, so we got to take a bus down to Lancashire (with tickets and everything!). I made Uncle Erniven dress real nice. Made ( Read more... )

Sent the letter, Neville Longbottom! And now it's only a matter of time. Don't be alarmed if your Gran does flips around your house once she's recieved it. I'm sure she's going to be delighted. I just hope she waits awhile before she decides to come over because I can't get my uncle to put his trousers on. If they get married Uncle Erniven will ( Read more... )

I, er .. Zacharias. There's no place to sit in this ruddy flat!

You all can calm down now. I've found a way to subdue the evil that's kept within the pages of the Nattering Network. You all have nothing to worry about. Thanks to me it'll take weeks for you all to turn into zombies. And in that time I hope you all will come to your senses, and follow my direction ( Read more... )