Here I look on the ole Dumont this morning and there's some young whippersnapper smiling away because he blew up a bunch of people's mailboxes.

Great horny toads, what were you thinking lad. Shooting down imaginary gliders and talking to sock puppets is one thing but this will get you a bone fide section 8!

That old coot Jessie Helms is undergoing heart surgery , I read in the Hannibal Mo. Times this morning. Broken ticker eh? Why I'd imagine a old doc like me knows just what the cause of it is. I'll bet it was just like at the end of the Dr. Suess' (who is no M.D. mind you, but knows wherefore which he speaks when it comes to the anatomy of who's.) ( Read more... )

Why I was listening to the ol squawk box this morning over my prune juice and I heard where those A-rabs held a telethon to raise money for their martyr cause. Great Ceaser's Ghost! What is wrong with those people? Why there was a bunch o' them Sheiks O' Araby praising Allah and counting million of dollars that will be used for people to blow up ( Read more... )

I just got done reading the Hannibal Picayune and yours truly just has to say that this rock star from that R.A.M. group is just an embarrassment to himself. Son, you got drunk and tore up and airplane and your best excuse is I don't remember doing that? Why that doesn't cut it. Maybe if he was sleepwalking and playing marble and basketball in his ( Read more... )

Okay, yours truly just has to ask this question. What is the problem with all these Muslim persons of the feminine gland blowing themselves up over their cause ( Read more... )

Mildred and I made sure to take a long enough nap during the day so we could stay up for all of those silly, silly academy awards presentation last evening ( Read more... )

This morning while perusing the Hannibal Mo. Times I read about those Cal-i-forn-i-a folks that were found guilty of their dogs killing their neighbor. I can't help but think that this would have all been avoided. Why, back in Korea the Padre taught me a valuable lesson about training dogs. We had this rummy mutt that hung around the camp. What the ( Read more... )

Why I was reading through the Hannibal Times again yesterday morning and noticed our commander and chief did something right again, what with those tariffs on steel and all. A major kudos to him. Why, harry down the street will be happy with this. What with being retired from a steel mill and all and losing his pension because it went under. Kudos ( Read more... )

It was good to see some good ol fashioned music get appreciation last night at the Gramophone music awards. But what I can't figure out for the life of me is the rest of that caterwauling. Sounded like the sound Sophie makes when she has that special female time like she does.

Not to mention there were a couple more Irishmen there for my taste.

Oh the weather outside is frightful.....oh hello there. I didn't realize I was singing so loud. It's just that after a nice day of shoveling the snow out from around the ol corral for Sophie there is nothing coming back inside for a nice hot coca from the Mrs ( Read more... )