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[shermantrtl]

I feel like shit. Someone please come up with a good joke and tell it to me.

Some people really need to learn how to talk on the phone.

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[andromedapixie]

So, a guy mushroom walks up to this girl mushroom and asks her if he can buy her a drink. When she says no he says "why not? I'm a fun-gi!" hahaha. I know, bad joke.

[eyeglitter]

how much did the pirate pay for his piercings?
a buck-an-ear

what's a pirate movie rated?
aRRRRR

a guy walks into a bar
and says "ouch!"

how do you keep a blonde busy for hours?
give her a notecard that says turn over on both sides.

i got more, just ask for them. they're all just as bad.

[shermantrtl]

Haha. Thanks you guys.

[andromedapixie]

Q: why does santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can hoe hoe hoe!

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice container for so long?
A: Because on the carton it said "concentrate"

Q: What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?
A: El-if-I-Know!