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[shermyyy]

 i'm never drinking again. eff hang overs. and work. oh and eff whiskey.

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[__covert]

ewwwww whiskey :(

[shermyyy]

instead of being like "hey, you've had enough" my friends are like "hey, shirley i'm trying to KILL YOU by letting you drink my whiskey when you're already not conscious of what you're doing. happy birthday!!!" ew whiskey indeed.

[__covert]

yea, matt did that to me once. in DIET rootbeer. and I kept going and going and then I threw up aaaallll night lol. I also swore I'd never drink again, but that only holds true for diet rootbeer and fruity drinks. I almost typed rootbear and lol-d. At least you had a fun bday right!? I thought I'd text you instead of facebook you since I have your number # and facebooks gay :p

did you get an invite in the mail!?!?! i dunno if those things work lol

[shermyyy]

yeah see...i was already unconscious and was swigging it straight out of the bottle which is fucking sick and wrong. i say i wont drink but... meh. anywaaaays, yes! i did get the invite and im psyched! party at rachels, wooooo!

[beh_dad]

YOUR JUST A AMATUER SHIRLEY

[shermyyy]

and your ho-ass only wishes you could keep up, beh-shirleycanoutdrinkmeeventhoughsheshalfmysizeandawesome-dad.

[beh_dad]

THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!! shirley-you cant drink yourself out of a beer can-ley!