What else would it be?
Hey hey hey! It's a photo post about America.
Winthrop, MN. Home of the Pie Lady. Check out the amazing tapestry.
We may have done some accidental off-roading in Celia's mom's car.
Celia's a teacher, the corn palace was covered in teaching. Coincidence? I think not.
Seriously, Lube Rangers?
Sadly, it's not made of corn.
As the lights go down on the small midwestern town of Mitchell, we mock you, Chef Louie! But we're glad you welcome us as we are.
Oh Flying J! You have delicious soup and memories of a youth misspent.
Thanks Earnest Hemmingway! We are now balls deep inside a national monument. There's no turning back.
...even if America disgusts you.
Don't deface our Nation's snow!
Where is the gender equality in this picture?
This is what's going to be on my grave.
Don't just think it-
DO IT!
Where are we? Oh right.
RUSHMOOOOOORE GAWARRRR!
the president is inside me!
Children, keep your eyes
on the prize
Like a salmon retuning to it's favorite place to fornicate, here I am at the glorious Rapid City Perkins. Smoking or non? That shit never gets old.
This place is like the Taj Mahal of fake 50s diners.
This is no time for laughing! What the hell is a lesbian supposed to do with all this hot dog?
Had I known this place existed in high school, I would have been three bills.
Elieen's Colossal Cookies, I wanna have your cookie babies!
Let's go to a creepy park that's never open!
Now if I rented the wedding of my dreams, would it really be the wedding of my dreams?
Here's where I would buy all my Skinny Puppy and Nick Cave records.
No, your eyes are not playing tricks on you. That's a purse with rainbows, planets, stars and unicorn-pegasus things on it.
I have waited seven and a half years to taste this delicious frozen caramel slushy thing. It did not, in all its 24 glorious ounces disappoint.
America! ...and maybe some poisonous snakes.
Damn, that's a lot of photos.
Winthrop, MN. Home of the Pie Lady. Check out the amazing tapestry.
We may have done some accidental off-roading in Celia's mom's car.
Celia's a teacher, the corn palace was covered in teaching. Coincidence? I think not.
Seriously, Lube Rangers?
Sadly, it's not made of corn.
As the lights go down on the small midwestern town of Mitchell, we mock you, Chef Louie! But we're glad you welcome us as we are.
Oh Flying J! You have delicious soup and memories of a youth misspent.
Thanks Earnest Hemmingway! We are now balls deep inside a national monument. There's no turning back.
...even if America disgusts you.
Don't deface our Nation's snow!
Where is the gender equality in this picture?
This is what's going to be on my grave.
Don't just think it-
DO IT!
Where are we? Oh right.
RUSHMOOOOOORE GAWARRRR!
the president is inside me!
Children, keep your eyes
on the prize
Like a salmon retuning to it's favorite place to fornicate, here I am at the glorious Rapid City Perkins. Smoking or non? That shit never gets old.
This place is like the Taj Mahal of fake 50s diners.
This is no time for laughing! What the hell is a lesbian supposed to do with all this hot dog?
Had I known this place existed in high school, I would have been three bills.
Elieen's Colossal Cookies, I wanna have your cookie babies!
Let's go to a creepy park that's never open!
Now if I rented the wedding of my dreams, would it really be the wedding of my dreams?
Here's where I would buy all my Skinny Puppy and Nick Cave records.
No, your eyes are not playing tricks on you. That's a purse with rainbows, planets, stars and unicorn-pegasus things on it.
I have waited seven and a half years to taste this delicious frozen caramel slushy thing. It did not, in all its 24 glorious ounces disappoint.
America! ...and maybe some poisonous snakes.
Damn, that's a lot of photos.