Lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

[shesaspiral]

OH MY GOD

I CAN'T STOP SINGING "PANTS ON THE GROUND"

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This is the best thing that's been on Idol in years.

It's even taken my mind off of the image of Jay Leno violently sodomizing Conan's lifelong dream.

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[justbluemyself]

That guy needs to come and do a show for all my little crims at work. He has great wisdom to impart. That almost makes me want to start watching Idol again. Almost.

[alicated]

Oh my god. You guys get that and we get Jedward (identical twins with white boy flat tops and lisps) singing Ghostbusters. Now it won't escape my brain hence writing an essay and humming 'looking like a fool with Foucault on the ground.' Mrf.

Did you get my note about visiting? If you don't reply I'ma go back to this hotel. I swiped the English Breakfast tea, minibar contents and something called 'lili-pilli' shampoo with paddy rice peptides but stopped short of swiping the monogrammed bathrobes and scrabble set.

Jay Leno... The one late night talk show I have never seen, nor have desire to, see.

[shesaspiral]

I fucking hate Jay Leno. Before, I simply hated his shit "comedy"; he tells the sort of jokes that middle-aged men find vaguely funny. Now, I am fucking disgusted with Leno as a person for screwing over Conan -- I literally feel sick when I think about what the network is doing to him.

In other news, yes, I've been working on a reply to your message about the trip. It's difficult to get my fingers to respond sometimes. I'm still figuring out which dates to visit. I am so excited, but wary of overstaying my welcome or somehow annoying you. It's important that you have as much fun as I do.

[alicated]

As someone I'm following on Twitter has said: "Pat Robertson just clarified his statement about Haiti, he meant to say Jay Leno has clearly made a pact with the devil." Poor Conan. Did you know that Leno's chin (or 'mandibular prognathism') is a result of inbreeding? True fact. Remember our late night TV hierarchy? Conan --> Letterman --> Leno.

I didn't mean to sound pushy, but I'm just so excited to have a houseguest. I live in a land of 30 TV channels which is 3 miles away from a Starbucks. I might see if we can stay with Het for a bit as she still lives like a gloriously debauched student.

[thehunter]

Did you know that Leno's chin (or 'mandibular prognathism') is a result of inbreeding? True fact.

Yes! Just like the infamous "Habsburg jaw" that Charles II of Spain, the king of inbreeding, had. Maybe it explains a few things. XD

[annarama]

Pants On The Ground was even better than that crazy guy singing "I am your brother... Your best friend forever..." I am surprised I even remembered that guy. But he had a catchy tune. :P

My captcha is 'it weaseled'. Heh.

[alicated]

Today, I had an experience that reminded me of a post you made a few months back.

Forget orajel. I am a convert to eyebrow waxing. It has revolutionised my life. Well, not my life, but it takes no more than five minutes, the pain is no worse than a quick pinch, it gets all the snaggly hairs, and you don't have to look at yourself under harsh, bright lighting if you get a kindly lady in a salon to do it for you. The wax is actually quite nice and warming, and they put lovely cooling stuff on afterwards. Just don't pick a lady with matchstick brows, and you're good to go.

In other news, I had a dream last night you flew over to the UK and we flew back together. Rush Limbaugh slowed our plane down as he had a bag full of needles and wouldn't give them up. Rush was soon detained, and we supped martinis in first class after being upgraded for the inconvenience. :D