Ludicrous.

[shesdrunkonego]

I completely despise these journals, and so I attempt to look at and/or write in mine as little as is possible without earning repurcussions. The time came once again when Professor Snape chose to so benevolently remind me of the writing requirement. Really, I write much more useful and interesting things than the majority; I think that I ought to

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[xscapegracex]

Yes. I will be joining you momentarily.

Daphne

[shesdrunkonego]

Wonderful.

-- Tracey

[perfectrhapsody]

Somehow I doubt your uncle would subject you to a prostitute.

Ethan

[shesdrunkonego]

Oh no, he truly would, the dirty old man. You try too hard to look on the bright side of things that lack one.

You'll see, when I return from my summer vacation with photos of that... woman.

-- Tracey

[perfectrhapsody]

If you say so. Though honestly, if he cares as much as you say he thinks he does, then I don't think he would.

Ethan

[shesdrunkonego]

The key word in that sentence is thinks, Ethan.

-- Tracey

[nott_expected]

The younger years in this house have quite a rude way of staring at attractive girls.

Perhaps some one should do something about it.

Theodore

[shesdrunkonego]

Indeed.

Are you volunteering? It's very disturbing, you know. Imagine trying to relax in the Common Room or complete your Transfiguration correctly when you know that you're being watched.

-- Tracey

[nott_expected]

Next time I see it happening I might offer one of their limbs to them.

You could always tell them to stop. I'm sure that a polite request from such a polite girl would be easy to grant.

Theodore

[shesdrunkonego]

Wonderful!

I suppose, but then I would have to talk to them, Theodore.

-- Tracey

[wreakinghavoc]

It's funny that you should complain about the way people talk about the way they only write about where they'll be, and then do the same thing yourself.

And if you try to lose weight you'll probably only lose it from your bust line, and that's just counterproductive!

Adam

[shesdrunkonego]

Are you referring to my statement of staying indoors until the sun retreats as I was speaking about sunning and it was related, or my informing a friend I desired to spend time with that I will be in the Common Room? Either way, the situation is completely different from the general "I'll be outside, in case anyone wanted to know," when "anyone" really means "no one."

Think before you speak. Or, in this case, write.

I will not. I know quite a bit more about my body than ever will.

-- Tracey

[wreakinghavoc]

Well sorry, sorry, sorry, little Miss.

Anyway, it's a shame you won't be sunning yourself, you'd easily be the best looking out there!

Adam

[shesdrunkonego]

Apology unaccepted.

Yes, well. Obviously.

-- Tracey

[padmavarne]

Actually, the boys in your house are a little bit unnerving, aren't they? There's one that won't leave me alone, too.

- Padma Patil

[shesdrunkonego]

Yes... Unfortunate for you.

Ethan, you mean? That was a joke. Really, the younger boys are horrible perverts.

-- Tracey

[padmavarne]

Ethan can be a little bit scary, sometimes. (Also joking)

But yes, they are. Gryffindors, too.

- Padma

[shesdrunkonego]

Indeed he can.

I believe that the Gryffindor boys are even worse, and that, unlike Slytherin boys, they don't grow out of it. Just look at Ethan's brother.

-- Tracey