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[shesmashes]

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text; FROM IN THE SAME HOUSE SO PRODUCTIVE

[goshilovearrows]

question.

text; OH MY GOD JUST KNOCK ON HER DOOR

[shesmashes]

Lay it on me.

[shesmashes]

Also, are you down the hall and still texting me?

text; NO HE'S TOO LAZY

[goshilovearrows]

i'm downstairs.

text, backdated to the 13th

[bests]

I need your help with something, but you cannot tell anyone about this. Understood?

[shesmashes]

Yeah, got it. What's up?

[bests]

I need a little bit of fashion advice.

[shesmashes]

... That's it?

text; tomorrow morning

[goshilovearrows]

hey. do me a favor and let me know you got this as soon as possible.

[shesmashes]

Hey.

[goshilovearrows]

some holiday, huh?

[shesmashes]

You're telling me. I guess I can cross fighting Cthulhu off my list.

text; pretend this is like five different messages.

[goshilovearrows]

jen.

jeeeeennnnnn.

jennnnnnnnnnyyyyyyy.

greencheeks. shulkie.

jen text me back.

text; gosh i wont!!! also this is like three hours later

[shesmashes]

Clint, I was working with a client! What happened? Is the mansion burning down or something?

text; you'll make him cryyyy

[goshilovearrows]

what? no, why would you think that?

i just need your help with something.

text; IT WAS WORTH IT

[shesmashes]

Oh. I just figured it was something urgent, what with all of these messages you sent me.

Anyways, s'up?

IDK;

[goshilovearrows]

( in case she were wondering how dumb of a friend she has, let is be known that from the 15th onward, there is a crowd of costumed carolers outside her window every morning and evening, singing christmas carols at obnoxiously high volumes.

hired, of course, by everyone's favorite guy in purple. )