New idea: the Awesome Initiative, wherein I make everything in my life awesome. If it can't be transformed into a thing of reeking of greatness, I shall cast it out of my realm of being. What I do, what I create, what I eat, what I drink, what I wear, etc. shall be AWESOME. No exceptions. Of course, this is an extremely subjective term because,
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-"In my body, where the shame gland should be, there is a second awesome gland."
-"You see, whenever I start feeling sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead. True story."
-[Barney sneezes]
Ted: Are you sick?
Barney: Is it sick to find maturity and experience sexy?
Ted: No, I meant do you have a cold?
Barney: I'm fine. [blows his nose from a cold]
[Ted and Robin look at him]
Barney: I'm fine. My nose is just overflowing with awesome and I had to get some of it out.
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