Lemme take you on an Escapades

[shesspecial]

Leave it to me to go to a lesbian bar, get hit on by the one man who is at a dyke bar looking to pick up chicks. He asked me to dance and in my drunken state, I mistook him for a really masculine bull dyke so I said yes...but I had been tricked!!!! Thank god Horenstein was on guard and was getting nauseated by watching me dance with him. She pulled

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[ordinaryme]

I know what you mean, no one is more irresistable to the "mentally impaired" than me, and "horenstein" is a big ol' homeless man magnet. welcome to the club :)

[shesspecial]

LOL! I wanna say thankyou, but at the same time I'm pretty sure I don't wanna be welcome in such a club...unless my mentally impaired admirer is Angelina Jolie!