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1. First name? Simon
2. Were you named after anyone? A pocket baby, an INXS song, and Simon La Bon (from Duran Duran, DUH)
3. Do you wish on stars? Only espicaly twinkley ones
4. When did you last cry? A few hours ago.
5. Do you like your handwriting? Sometimes, when it's little and neat.. Which is a rare blessing.
6. What is your favorite fake meat product? Tofu, in rice, with seasime sauce *rubs tummy*
7. What is your birth date? 7/11
8. What is your most embarrassing CD? The Best of Andrew Llody Weber, or the Knight's Tale soundtrack. Or new Boy George.
9. Do you have a journal? No, butthead.
10. Do you use sarcasm a lot? I am known to on occation.
11. Would you bungee jump? No, falling is bad.
12. Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? No
13. Do you think that you are strong? Physically: hahahhaha. Mentaly: I take a lot of shit, so, yeah.
14. What is your favorite soy ice cream flavor? neopolitan (which I used to think was Nepolian)
15. Sex or ice cream? Sex.
16. Red or pink? Pink.
17. What is your least favorite thing about yourself? I overreact.
18. Last person you ate with? Myself
19. Do you want everyone you send this to, to send it back? Poop
20. What color pants and shoes are you wearing? No pants, one black shoe and one pink (erm, grey).
21. What are you listening to right now? TV on the Radio - Staring at the Sun
22. Last thing you ate? Pasta with rosemary and buttery goodness.
23. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? You know that one color of green I wear all the time? Yeah, that one.
24. What is the weather like right now? Dark and chilly
25. Last person you talked to on the phone? Noah, and he was drunk. Damn boozehound.
26. The first thing you notice about the opposite sex? Their jewfrow
27. Do you like the person who sent this to you? Fiona is my homie
28. Favorite Drink? Pineapple juice. Or bitch drinks and peachy stuff you put with cranberry to make lame-fake sex on the beach.
29. Favorite Sport? Lynching
30. Hair Color? Dull redish
31. Eye Color? Real dark brown
32. Do you wear contacts? Nay
33. Favorite Food? Asian ricey veggie stuff.
34. Last Movie You Watched? Jesus Christ, Superstar
35. Favorite Day Of The Year? January 8th
36. Scary Movies Or Happy Endings? Good movies and sad endings
37. Summer Or Winter? Summer
38. Hugs OR Kisses? Fiona/Meghan/Frank hugs and Noah kisses
39. What Is Your Favorite Dessert? Fruit or doughnuts
40. Last concert you saw? Plato's Magic Squeeze Machine and Pretty Balanced.
41. What Books Are You Reading? The Manufacture of Madness, magazines
42. What's On your mousepad? Don't have one
43. What Did You Watch Last night on TV? The Daily Show
44. Favorite Smells? boy, basement, matches, oranges
45. Favorite Sounds? bass
46. Rolling Stones or Beatles? Beatles, because Mick Jagger scares me
47. Furthest been from home? Seattle, WA
48. Do you have a special talent? I have frog skin and I give good hugs - I am, however, yet to get my rainbow belt.
49. What is your ringtone? Early 80's porn soundtarck
50. Are you gonna repost this for other people to do? No