I'm back motherfuckers. And ready to kick some ass, crunk style. Seriously, I will be putting up with zero bullshit. You have been warned.
Know that I'm here for you. Know that I love you, trust you, and will unquestioningly stand behind you until you give me explicit reason not to. I may not always [usualy] know how to react, how to help. But I'
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You show that bullshit who's boss, honey, you beat that bitch black and blue.
Don't know. Tonight I said the phrase 'penis eater' three times in ten minutes (to my mom), I have two rugburns from an unplanned and highly unorthodox living-room flight landing and I'm trying to convince myself that eating a box of croutons is very very similar to eating a bag of chips. I love you Simon, I'm always gonna be around for you needing stuff, no questions asked.
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speaking of penis, and chips and chunks and slices and whatnot, check out my book tomorrow!
*really cool book*
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wow. that really speaks to me. like really that pretty much sums it all up.
...thank you.
and don't put up with anyone's bullshit. except mine. but don't take too much from me either. good. ok, bedtime.
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Yeah, I quoted Lil Jon. That's right.
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you just got priced, bitch!
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