My finger nail broke last night(exposing a portion of my nail bed), but there is still cause to celebrate. I got free lunch two days in a row and I am hoping to step out later and break my face on the sweet sunshine ( Read more... )

I received two free meals today... If i push a little harder MAYBE i can make it three!

note: I only made this entry for the title.

I don't do this very often, but this has been in my head while i'm walking home for a few days. I felt it was time to kill it. It is probably a lil' rough ( Read more... )

This weekend I tripped smoking salvia for the first time. It was the single most frightening thing that has ever happened to me in my entire life. I took a hit of it then decided I should go out on the balcony(probably not the best idea). The last thing I really remember was hanging half way out of the window. After that, what I thought was ( Read more... )

I'm at work and I just played pop-up mini golf until I was able to get all three holes in one putt... it is a proud day for humanity

a few weeks ago I started a paper journal that I have been writing song lyrics/poems/story in... as soon as i get some that I like enough I will post them on here to share with the three people who actually read this mess (or would read it if i wrote in it, rather ( Read more... )

I was completely indifferent with today until about... 5 minutes ago and now that I think about it, everything about today sucks and will suck until its conclusion. I should have just let today slip by unnoticed.

I really don't have a topic to write about right now, so i'm just going to dig for a journal ( Read more... )

Our insanity is our own, and nobody can touch/question it... this makes me infinitely happy ( Read more... )

When you get a JUI you won't get a heavy fine or lose your right to journal. You won't run the risk of crashing your journal into another journalizer or a tree. Your face won't be scraped off of the pavement, and your limbs should stay in articulation.

Getting a JUI will result in a dropped head the next morning and a hearty "what the fuck"