pointless.

[shhhakeit]

so my grandma checks me out of school and i go to the doctors and shit and get out and we go to get my prescriptions [cause im sick], at sav-ons.
while we're waiting, we check out the clearance isle because that place is sex.
and i see this thing called lip-plumping gel scoreee. so i take it out of the package and put some on, and i can't feel my

Comments

[4you_ill_die]

i bet they were VERY plump and sexy!! hahaha

xoxo
steph

Re:

[shhhakeit]

they weren't and i was so mad! ugh! haha♥

[xbleedf0rmex]

hah cute story, i want big lips :/
your grandma sounds great

<3

Re:

[shhhakeit]

yeah, my grandma is the coolest person you don't know.

[__cassette]

lmao.

SO WAIT. let me get this straight; the lubricant shiet was supposed to be for your lips... DOWN THERE?!?!?! bahahaha. priceless.

i'm glad i'm in your math class now. you rule. ♥

:)

Re:

[shhhakeit]

IT WAS SEX LUBE THAT TURNS HOT WHEN YOU PUT IT ON YOUR GENTIALS!!!
..wait.. not the stuff i put on my lips.. that was something else.
ew omg. &you make math like 3948534 times more fun doucherag♥

Re:

[__cassette]

cool.

[mr_october]

hahahaa.

Re:

[shhhakeit]

:D

[a_dogg]

thats so great..aww old people are funny :p <3

Re:

[shhhakeit]

its funny because she's only like 49, and shes old, but not that old♥

Re:

[mr_october]

my granny just turned fitty

Re:

[a_dogg]

thats not old at all! my moms that age hmmm...she looks 40 tho..anywho <3s ya.