Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with
Stephen P. Bailey's LurgyCause:influence of the DevilSymptoms:Hitler moustache, blood powdering, mild lumpsCure:paint a black cross on your front door and wait

i bought my own car.

plates and insurance are in full effect.

pictures to come.

oh man, you have no idea.

cheaters never prosper.

it's true!

alright, assholes.

this friday:
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alrighty... so this wednesday is my birthday, not that i'm trying to let people scuttle and buy me things, but as someone who has a terrible memory, i just don't always remember things like other people's birthdays, and such. thusly i sympathize with those that share my ailment. so if you'd like to wish me a happy birthday, you may do so this ( Read more... )

listen: my band has put on some of our recordings coming from out future release. we're called {the} sitcom, and if you're into the less screamy, and less jug jug jug sort of music, you may just dig. the music will be up on http://www.purevolume.com/thesitcom and i promise you that thus far, i've never been more pleased in music i've created. this ( Read more... )

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i really like these long ones:

Vin Diesel belongs to a religious sect that believes that cameras can steal your soul, and as a result he refuses to stand in front of a camera. All photographs and films of him are not actually of him, but an animatronic wax replica programmed to mimic his every move. During the filming of Pitch Black the replica ( Read more... )

so, i've come to the conclusion:

this pope is not to be trusted.

( see why, here. )