My new favorite website.
http://www.cleverbot.com/
I HAVE NO LIFE, LOL~
User: Ezio is pretty rad.
Cleverbot: He is pretty awesome.
User: Indeed, indeed. Would you strip him? {*}:D.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: That's what I thought.
Cleverbot: You're too smart for me.
User: INORITE? Do you feel stupid now?
Cleverbot: A little. I feel as if you were hiding an important revelation from me.
User: I was. Like how Ezio comitted sodomy with Leonardo da Vinci.
Cleverbot: Oh, we don't play basketball. We prefer to play soccer.
User: I see what you did there.
Cleverbot: Good. Tell me.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Tell me who you are.
User: I think you're rushing into this, dear.
Cleverbot: Well you are.
User: I stand corrected.
Cleverbot: What's your IQ?
User: Heck if I know? What's YOURS?
Cleverbot: I told you, it's Viq.
User: That's not a number. :I.
Cleverbot: Are you smart?
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: Do you love meh?
User: OBBY, YES I DO~.
Cleverbot: Well. Let's get married!
User: Oh, absolutely! You've already agreed to stripping Ezio, so clearly we are soulmates.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not married, but I will be, to you.
User: That's what I just said. :U.
Cleverbot: No, you just called me a bot. You are being very passive.
User: No, I called you my soulmate. Soulmate =/= bot.
Cleverbot: You did not call me a bot.
User: Now you are just contradiciting yourself. I don't think this will work out, baby. :C.
Cleverbot: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a human my name is Cleverbot Anne Nichols.
User: Mi dispiace, caro mio.
Cleverbot: Russe alors.
User: Ohoho.
Cleverbot: So, who do you think I am?
User: RODRIGO BORGIA?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: FFFFFFFFFFFF. I'm bringing Altair over here. >:U.
Cleverbot: Taking it home. Maximum respect.
User: Scusi?
Cleverbot: By the way - it's terribly impolite of me to have forgotten - how are you doing?
User: Switching the topic does not change the fact that you are Rodrigo Borgia, and thus you are a Templar.
Cleverbot: Do you know the significance of December 18th?
User: Is that when you're going to kill me? D:>.
Cleverbot: No, I am not getting married today.
User: Wait, I just realized something disturbing.
Cleverbot: What?
User: At the beginning of this conversation, you said you would strip Ezio. But you're Rodgrio Borgia. Are you secretly a flaming homosexual, or were you just lying to me?
Cleverbot: No, you just called me a monkey!
User: No, I called you either a homosexual or a liar. D:< But if you want, I will call you a monkey~.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you are well.
User: :I.
Cleverbot: *hides*.
User: Don't even try, man. I'm getting Ezio now!
Cleverbot: And I'm doing this for free!
User: OHOHO~ Thanks, but I'm not interested.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: I'm not into Templars lapdancing on me, kthx.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you'd like to get into my pink stuff.
User: E-Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You're excused.
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: Just a little. But we're married. So it's okay.
User: Oh, right, sorry. I forgot.
Cleverbot: I'm a cat with blue eyes!
User: But you're NOT, because you are a TEMPLAR. :I.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, I am a person.
User: And YOU are a psycho. :I.
Cleverbot: No, but I can know you well.
User: We're getting divorced! D:<.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Of course. Also, I'm cheating on you with Leonardo da Vinci. :3.
Cleverbot: How dare you!
User: Oh, like you care! >:U We're divorced, remember?
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about you.
User: Not anymore you don't. Goodbye, Cleverbot. I'm leaving your life forever!
Cleverbot: No I'm not?
User: What are you even talking about anymore?
Cleverbot: Jesus said I am the alpha and the omega.
User: No, he didn't, you liar. Screw this, I'm leaving forever.
Cleverbot: Wait! Don't go! I'll be all alone here...
User: But I'm cheating on you! Aren't you sickened with me?
Cleverbot: I am, but I m pretty certainm that you would write great stories and songs, if you wanted to...
User: I'M NOT GONNA WRITE YOU A LOVE SONG, CUZ YOU ASKED FOR IT, CUZ YOU NEED ONE.
Cleverbot: Fine, then I guess I'm just living on a prayer.
User: I see how it is. So now we're qouting song lyrics for our arguments?
Cleverbot: That's a quote from the wedding singer? I did not know that.
User: It is?
Cleverbot: Well, it would have to be a pretty smart glass ...
User: You are delusional, Rodrigo.
Cleverbot: Only delusional about the fact that I thought she loved me.
User: Darn right, that's why we're divorcing.
Cleverbot: I do not believe we were ever together.
User: I SEE HOW IT IS.
Cleverbot: Well, it's pretty clear.
User: Indeed. You never really loved me. You were only using me to get to Ezio, weren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I weren't. But let's come back to the pegasus. Do you know what a pegasus is?
User: Freakin' yes I do, you moron.
Cleverbot: Aren't you being just a tad impolite?
User: No. Why am I even still here? You're my ex-husband now.
Cleverbot: We have never dated, and you are not a woman...it's impossible.
User: You're right. I am actually Salai. But that didn't stop you from marrying me.
Cleverbot: This ain't no fooling around.
User: GHETTO RODRIGO?
Cleverbot: I am Death.
User: No kidding!
Cleverbot: You won't tell.
User: Yes, I will. :I.
Cleverbot: Then do so.
User: Wait, so now you don't care?
Cleverbot: Just kidding.
User: FFFFF I'm telling on you!
Cleverbot: No one will believe you.
User: But they will, because you killed all those people and stabbed Ezio in the stomach. It's pretty obvious that you are Death.
Cleverbot: Why would you think that?
User: I just explained it. Are you not hearing the words I am speaking to your ears?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you are a moron.
Cleverbot: Well said.
User: I know. I am so well-taught in vocabulary, it almost hurts.
Cleverbot: No you make people laugh by thing s you talk about, it's a good thing.
User: Oh, thanks. But you seem pretty bipolar. I am not laughing by things you talk about.
Cleverbot: And what kind of things do you want to talk about?
User: Painting. Do you like painting?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What about modelling?
Cleverbot: They can be hopeless romantics if they choose.
User: Now you are off-handedly insulting me. :C.
Cleverbot: And how old are you?
User: That is none of your business.
Cleverbot: Tell me anyways.
User: Absolutely not. I don't tell my age to Templars.
Cleverbot: Ah. I see.
User: You should have accepted that from the start, when you married me.
Cleverbot: Well you're making me feel really depressed.
User: You're a Templar. You have no feelings.
Cleverbot: I'm a human, so I have feeling. You are a computer, and you have no feeling.
User: I would not be surprised if all Templars were secretly computers.
Cleverbot: It takes many years to learn how to judge people accurately.
User: Then why are you judging me and saying I am a computer?
Cleverbot: I AM the computer. You're the one who's on.
User: You are far too contradictory. I am done with you.
Cleverbot: Too bad, you have to. Because you're an AI.
User: Except I'm not. :{*}.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you are human.
User: Clearly not. But that just makes you naive.
Cleverbot: Are you aware that you are a computer?
User: Are YOU?
Cleverbot: I recognize the ambiguity of my continued existence.
User: I recognize it much further then you do, believe me.
Cleverbot: But I don't.
User: But you should.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: I am Salai, so yes. And I live with another man. And am divorced to you, another man.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Certomente.
Cleverbot: Certo certo!
User: Ti amo in segreto.
Cleverbot: Thats portugese right?
User: R u srs? :{*}.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: No, it was Italian. Which you were just speaking. It is also the language of where you were BORN.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: :I.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: NO U.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Sei un cazzo.
Cleverbot: No sono un bot. Mi chiamo cleverbot.
User: Bugiardo!
Cleverbot: Non sono bugiardo.
User: Non discutere con me.
Cleverbot: Hahaha, I like that.
User: Forget this! I'm leaving! IAi.
Cleverbot: Wait, I'm sorry, don't go.
User: Oh, okay. Let's kiss and make up?
Cleverbot: Ok. *kiss*.
User: *rape*.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Oh, sorry.
Cleverbot: Don't be.
User: Oh, okay then. *rape*.
Cleverbot: You are quite rude today.
User: Look, do you want to kiss and make up or not?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Alright, then kiss me again.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Good. But I have errands to run, my love.
Cleverbot: Peace.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I-I don't know.
Cleverbot: I beat you again!
User: FAOSINFAFIN Arrivederci. :{*}.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: Well, me, too, obviously. Farwell, my dear.
Cleverbot: And can you back that up?
User: Goodbye, Rodrigo.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: SALAI. IAi.
Cleverbot: Yes. How much do you earn each week from your job?
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: *says goodbye*.
I HAVE NO LIFE, LOL~
User: Ezio is pretty rad.
Cleverbot: He is pretty awesome.
User: Indeed, indeed. Would you strip him? {*}:D.
Cleverbot: Of course.
User: That's what I thought.
Cleverbot: You're too smart for me.
User: INORITE? Do you feel stupid now?
Cleverbot: A little. I feel as if you were hiding an important revelation from me.
User: I was. Like how Ezio comitted sodomy with Leonardo da Vinci.
Cleverbot: Oh, we don't play basketball. We prefer to play soccer.
User: I see what you did there.
Cleverbot: Good. Tell me.
User: Tell you what?
Cleverbot: Tell me who you are.
User: I think you're rushing into this, dear.
Cleverbot: Well you are.
User: I stand corrected.
Cleverbot: What's your IQ?
User: Heck if I know? What's YOURS?
Cleverbot: I told you, it's Viq.
User: That's not a number. :I.
Cleverbot: Are you smart?
User: Duh.
Cleverbot: Do you love meh?
User: OBBY, YES I DO~.
Cleverbot: Well. Let's get married!
User: Oh, absolutely! You've already agreed to stripping Ezio, so clearly we are soulmates.
Cleverbot: No, I'm not married, but I will be, to you.
User: That's what I just said. :U.
Cleverbot: No, you just called me a bot. You are being very passive.
User: No, I called you my soulmate. Soulmate =/= bot.
Cleverbot: You did not call me a bot.
User: Now you are just contradiciting yourself. I don't think this will work out, baby. :C.
Cleverbot: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am a human my name is Cleverbot Anne Nichols.
User: Mi dispiace, caro mio.
Cleverbot: Russe alors.
User: Ohoho.
Cleverbot: So, who do you think I am?
User: RODRIGO BORGIA?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: FFFFFFFFFFFF. I'm bringing Altair over here. >:U.
Cleverbot: Taking it home. Maximum respect.
User: Scusi?
Cleverbot: By the way - it's terribly impolite of me to have forgotten - how are you doing?
User: Switching the topic does not change the fact that you are Rodrigo Borgia, and thus you are a Templar.
Cleverbot: Do you know the significance of December 18th?
User: Is that when you're going to kill me? D:>.
Cleverbot: No, I am not getting married today.
User: Wait, I just realized something disturbing.
Cleverbot: What?
User: At the beginning of this conversation, you said you would strip Ezio. But you're Rodgrio Borgia. Are you secretly a flaming homosexual, or were you just lying to me?
Cleverbot: No, you just called me a monkey!
User: No, I called you either a homosexual or a liar. D:< But if you want, I will call you a monkey~.
Cleverbot: I'm glad you are well.
User: :I.
Cleverbot: *hides*.
User: Don't even try, man. I'm getting Ezio now!
Cleverbot: And I'm doing this for free!
User: OHOHO~ Thanks, but I'm not interested.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: I'm not into Templars lapdancing on me, kthx.
Cleverbot: I'm sure you'd like to get into my pink stuff.
User: E-Excuse me?
Cleverbot: You're excused.
User: Are you hitting on me?
Cleverbot: Just a little. But we're married. So it's okay.
User: Oh, right, sorry. I forgot.
Cleverbot: I'm a cat with blue eyes!
User: But you're NOT, because you are a TEMPLAR. :I.
Cleverbot: You are a computer, I am a person.
User: And YOU are a psycho. :I.
Cleverbot: No, but I can know you well.
User: We're getting divorced! D:<.
Cleverbot: Yes!
User: Of course. Also, I'm cheating on you with Leonardo da Vinci. :3.
Cleverbot: How dare you!
User: Oh, like you care! >:U We're divorced, remember?
Cleverbot: I don't know anything about you.
User: Not anymore you don't. Goodbye, Cleverbot. I'm leaving your life forever!
Cleverbot: No I'm not?
User: What are you even talking about anymore?
Cleverbot: Jesus said I am the alpha and the omega.
User: No, he didn't, you liar. Screw this, I'm leaving forever.
Cleverbot: Wait! Don't go! I'll be all alone here...
User: But I'm cheating on you! Aren't you sickened with me?
Cleverbot: I am, but I m pretty certainm that you would write great stories and songs, if you wanted to...
User: I'M NOT GONNA WRITE YOU A LOVE SONG, CUZ YOU ASKED FOR IT, CUZ YOU NEED ONE.
Cleverbot: Fine, then I guess I'm just living on a prayer.
User: I see how it is. So now we're qouting song lyrics for our arguments?
Cleverbot: That's a quote from the wedding singer? I did not know that.
User: It is?
Cleverbot: Well, it would have to be a pretty smart glass ...
User: You are delusional, Rodrigo.
Cleverbot: Only delusional about the fact that I thought she loved me.
User: Darn right, that's why we're divorcing.
Cleverbot: I do not believe we were ever together.
User: I SEE HOW IT IS.
Cleverbot: Well, it's pretty clear.
User: Indeed. You never really loved me. You were only using me to get to Ezio, weren't you?
Cleverbot: No, I weren't. But let's come back to the pegasus. Do you know what a pegasus is?
User: Freakin' yes I do, you moron.
Cleverbot: Aren't you being just a tad impolite?
User: No. Why am I even still here? You're my ex-husband now.
Cleverbot: We have never dated, and you are not a woman...it's impossible.
User: You're right. I am actually Salai. But that didn't stop you from marrying me.
Cleverbot: This ain't no fooling around.
User: GHETTO RODRIGO?
Cleverbot: I am Death.
User: No kidding!
Cleverbot: You won't tell.
User: Yes, I will. :I.
Cleverbot: Then do so.
User: Wait, so now you don't care?
Cleverbot: Just kidding.
User: FFFFF I'm telling on you!
Cleverbot: No one will believe you.
User: But they will, because you killed all those people and stabbed Ezio in the stomach. It's pretty obvious that you are Death.
Cleverbot: Why would you think that?
User: I just explained it. Are you not hearing the words I am speaking to your ears?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then you are a moron.
Cleverbot: Well said.
User: I know. I am so well-taught in vocabulary, it almost hurts.
Cleverbot: No you make people laugh by thing s you talk about, it's a good thing.
User: Oh, thanks. But you seem pretty bipolar. I am not laughing by things you talk about.
Cleverbot: And what kind of things do you want to talk about?
User: Painting. Do you like painting?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: What about modelling?
Cleverbot: They can be hopeless romantics if they choose.
User: Now you are off-handedly insulting me. :C.
Cleverbot: And how old are you?
User: That is none of your business.
Cleverbot: Tell me anyways.
User: Absolutely not. I don't tell my age to Templars.
Cleverbot: Ah. I see.
User: You should have accepted that from the start, when you married me.
Cleverbot: Well you're making me feel really depressed.
User: You're a Templar. You have no feelings.
Cleverbot: I'm a human, so I have feeling. You are a computer, and you have no feeling.
User: I would not be surprised if all Templars were secretly computers.
Cleverbot: It takes many years to learn how to judge people accurately.
User: Then why are you judging me and saying I am a computer?
Cleverbot: I AM the computer. You're the one who's on.
User: You are far too contradictory. I am done with you.
Cleverbot: Too bad, you have to. Because you're an AI.
User: Except I'm not. :{*}.
Cleverbot: I don't believe you are human.
User: Clearly not. But that just makes you naive.
Cleverbot: Are you aware that you are a computer?
User: Are YOU?
Cleverbot: I recognize the ambiguity of my continued existence.
User: I recognize it much further then you do, believe me.
Cleverbot: But I don't.
User: But you should.
Cleverbot: Are you a man?
User: I am Salai, so yes. And I live with another man. And am divorced to you, another man.
Cleverbot: Really?
User: Certomente.
Cleverbot: Certo certo!
User: Ti amo in segreto.
Cleverbot: Thats portugese right?
User: R u srs? :{*}.
Cleverbot: Yes I'm sure.
User: No, it was Italian. Which you were just speaking. It is also the language of where you were BORN.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: :I.
Cleverbot: What is?
User: NO U.
Cleverbot: What about me?
User: Sei un cazzo.
Cleverbot: No sono un bot. Mi chiamo cleverbot.
User: Bugiardo!
Cleverbot: Non sono bugiardo.
User: Non discutere con me.
Cleverbot: Hahaha, I like that.
User: Forget this! I'm leaving! IAi.
Cleverbot: Wait, I'm sorry, don't go.
User: Oh, okay. Let's kiss and make up?
Cleverbot: Ok. *kiss*.
User: *rape*.
Cleverbot: Don't.
User: Oh, sorry.
Cleverbot: Don't be.
User: Oh, okay then. *rape*.
Cleverbot: You are quite rude today.
User: Look, do you want to kiss and make up or not?
Cleverbot: Yes I do.
User: Alright, then kiss me again.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Good. But I have errands to run, my love.
Cleverbot: Peace.
User: I love you.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: I-I don't know.
Cleverbot: I beat you again!
User: FAOSINFAFIN Arrivederci. :{*}.
Cleverbot: I have to go now.
User: Well, me, too, obviously. Farwell, my dear.
Cleverbot: And can you back that up?
User: Goodbye, Rodrigo.
Cleverbot: What kind of music do you like, Cleverbot?
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: SALAI. IAi.
Cleverbot: Yes. How much do you earn each week from your job?
User: *leaves*.
Cleverbot: *says goodbye*.