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[shibbygirly]

While house hunting last night we entered a home while the homeowner was still present. Two mid 30-year-old South American guys lived there. While looking into the master bedroom I found two Vanessa Hudson magazine cut outs; one hanging from the drapes behind the bed and the other on the wall facing the bed. They were both red carpet portraits

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[chocolatespear]

Eww. That just serves to remind us that we never know what our homes have seen. How many orgasms have been had in your room? How many to skanky red carpet pics of jail bait?

If that's what he left on the wall, imagine what he hid! It could have been some creepy tentacle rape shit under the pillow. Smurf porn. Pterodactyls! Nerf balls! Wonder Years!

Winnie! Winnie! Winnie!!!

[shibbygirly]

Out of all of this I am ok with masturbation involving Winnie from Wonder Years. She turned out to be a math nerd. Painfully hot.