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I posted and it erased everything...just know that I had something to say. Comment on something you would like to know about me right know and I will answer as truthfully as you know Jelian can. Ask and you shall receive.
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Bless The Apple Gods
They take my lazy to a new level. Now with the genious sidebar it makes me playlists...playlists that I wouldn't have thought of. It thinks that NIN and Muse should be together. The Presidents of the United States of America and Fiona Apple can coexist in a perfectly put together 25. Hole and Pearl Jam people! It works. Apple will take over our ( Read more... ) -
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Last night was the meaning of holiday. I had all of my besties (Bri, Lilly, Josh, and of course Jesse) to party with. I made this vegan dip in order to please Bri. It involved vegan chilli, vegan black refried beans, a can of kidney beans, and some sort of soy whipped cream with chives and spices. It was the best dip I have ever made.
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Exposed
I must say that I drank enough to quench the thirst of three women on a girls night. I also must follow this with fact - Courage Juice.
Yes, courage juice was necessary in yesterday's activities. Hot conversations, sing alongs, deep dialog, and performance art was doing me in. Yes, performance art.
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Almost Fuck Up
I cover the front desk on Wednesdays for half a day. Just recently I was doing a page and stumble over my sentence:
"(First and Last name) please call the frontz dest...shit" end of page.
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Cure the disease...not the symptoms
We walked towards each other from either end of the hallway and properly waved. I sneak in to the bathroom and a few seconds later, the door open. I knew while walking what needed to be accomplished; the first cup of coffee of the day had made it’s way to it’s new destination. Little did I know that she came to do the same ( Read more... ) -
R.I.P. Lighters
Fay the storm killed my patio lighters. I will sue mother nature for the $10 worth of fuegoless fuego. Oh lighters...what you could have placed fire to. All of the memories that we could have made. All the times you were there for me that I cannot remember. Thank you for supporting my chain smoking...you will be missed.
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Oldest joke:
"Something which has never occurred since time immemorial; a young woman did not fart in her husband's lap."
Not so funny!
