I'm like a smoke stack

[shibbylube]

Fuck quitting.

Yesterday I bought Mellow Gold. God damn, I love Beck so much. I even write a story about him. I have to find it, but I'm afraid it is now in the trash by accident. I bought two golf shirts. One from reebok, one from Nike.

Ok, why the fuck did I spend thirty dollars on a golf shirt when I don't golf?

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[patientprisoner]

Golf shirts, how interesting. Maybe now you can buy some golf shoes and play the part. That would be interesting..

[shibbylube]

Golf shoes, and get a friend to follow me with a bag of clubs.

Holy shit that sounds awesome, but I'm getting drunk. So in about thirty minutes, it's going to sound like the best idea in the world. In the morning, it's going sound like a so-so idea.

[patientprisoner]

It has to be a short friend who isn't allowed to talk or look up. They just have to keep their mind on the hypothetical golf game. Yes.. how interesting.