To My Loyal Fans

[shibs2k]

Dear Fans

Comments

Adam is fat

[anonymous]

And I quote "when I was born I was, like, an inch tall and seven incheswide. Man, a was a HUGE baby!" ...thirty seconds later "Waiiit a minute..." Dude, Shibs, youve got issues, and as easy as it would be to just blame it on us women-folk; we're dumb, but we're not stupid, okay?
(And you SOO have a 'shoulder fetish')
Later, Fatty. Lay off the pizza.
Signed,
That bitchy chick from gay old Amherst.