get your freak on ∞ JE kink/smut anonymeme
JE Kink/Smut AnonyMeme 2008
Start your year off right with some crazy idolboy smut.
Format:
Pretty free. Just make sure you put who you want, what you want, and how you want it. Yeah, that's supposed to sound dirty. Hay look, copypasta:
Who I want:
What I want:
How I want it:
Rules:
1) Anon is fine. Not anon is fine. Funnier if you're anon. I ENCOURAGE ANON. If you don't want to be anon for the writing, or if you'd like to post somewhere else, please wait a few weeks/til this slows down.
2) Kink is fine. Non-kink is fine. KinKi is also fine. If you don't want a kink, give a prompt. HERE'S YOUR CHANCE FOR RARE PAIRS. Work that muscle. Maybe your porn muscle will get as firm as Yasu's abs.
3) See a request you can do, fill it. Have something you want? Request it. Just don't request 80 and only fulfill one.
4) If you're like my friends and you just want to write smut, fake us out! Post a comment with what you're going to write like it's a request, then post the result under it. Not that hard.
5) Don't like it? Don't read it! If it's a topic you don't like, skim past it. Please don't complain. I'm the one who has to see them all in my inbox. If anyone gets to complain, it's me.
6) IP LOGGING IS OFF. HOWEVER. If you get out of hand, I will log your IPs and get Yuukan Club on your ass, so don't even think about causing wank. Glee and jollity is allowed.
Not a rule, but a very very very strong request: Can we keep the pedophilia to a tasteful minimum? As in none? If you want to write HSJ in thirty years or whatever, that's cool, but otherwise let's leave Morimoto et al out of the smutbin. I really don't want to get arrested OR have to lock 16-17 year olds out of the journal. I'm sure a little 16+ boymessing is tolerable but don't even think about anything else.
Final Important Crap:
∞∞CHECK 'EM BEFORE YOU REQ 'EM. Make sure nobody else wanted the exact same thing before you request.
∞∞Also, make sure it's CLEAR who you want. Some people say Maru and think Ryuhei, others think Yuuichi.
∞∞And WHAT you want. No AU allowed? SAY SO. Otherwise, you're getting your smut any way people know how.
∞∞I'm not telling you what kinks are, like they do in other fandoms. I am not your mother. Your sex ed is not my job. Google is your friend, babes.
∞∞Elements of foreplay count as kink as long as it's not too vanilla.
∞∞JUST STOP THINKING SO DAMN HARD AND WRITE.
EDIT: TOO MUCH REQUESTING, NOT ENOUGH WRITING. GET TO IT. SMUT FOR ALL.
EDIT: JE ONLY. It was cute the first time but now you're being odd. NO MORE NON-JE PEOPLE, PLEASE. JE MEME. We are here for the hos, not for random bros. I can host a crackmeme next or something. -.-
EDIT: Optional confessions are here. That will be a master list, edited when I have time. Spread the word.
Meme will continue, I'm just getting bugged by people who want to confess.
Start your year off right with some crazy idolboy smut.
Format:
Pretty free. Just make sure you put who you want, what you want, and how you want it. Yeah, that's supposed to sound dirty. Hay look, copypasta:
Who I want:
What I want:
How I want it:
Rules:
1) Anon is fine. Not anon is fine. Funnier if you're anon. I ENCOURAGE ANON. If you don't want to be anon for the writing, or if you'd like to post somewhere else, please wait a few weeks/til this slows down.
2) Kink is fine. Non-kink is fine. KinKi is also fine. If you don't want a kink, give a prompt. HERE'S YOUR CHANCE FOR RARE PAIRS. Work that muscle. Maybe your porn muscle will get as firm as Yasu's abs.
3) See a request you can do, fill it. Have something you want? Request it. Just don't request 80 and only fulfill one.
4) If you're like my friends and you just want to write smut, fake us out! Post a comment with what you're going to write like it's a request, then post the result under it. Not that hard.
5) Don't like it? Don't read it! If it's a topic you don't like, skim past it. Please don't complain. I'm the one who has to see them all in my inbox. If anyone gets to complain, it's me.
6) IP LOGGING IS OFF. HOWEVER. If you get out of hand, I will log your IPs and get Yuukan Club on your ass, so don't even think about causing wank. Glee and jollity is allowed.
Not a rule, but a very very very strong request: Can we keep the pedophilia to a tasteful minimum? As in none? If you want to write HSJ in thirty years or whatever, that's cool, but otherwise let's leave Morimoto et al out of the smutbin. I really don't want to get arrested OR have to lock 16-17 year olds out of the journal. I'm sure a little 16+ boymessing is tolerable but don't even think about anything else.
Final Important Crap:
∞∞CHECK 'EM BEFORE YOU REQ 'EM. Make sure nobody else wanted the exact same thing before you request.
∞∞Also, make sure it's CLEAR who you want. Some people say Maru and think Ryuhei, others think Yuuichi.
∞∞And WHAT you want. No AU allowed? SAY SO. Otherwise, you're getting your smut any way people know how.
∞∞I'm not telling you what kinks are, like they do in other fandoms. I am not your mother. Your sex ed is not my job. Google is your friend, babes.
∞∞Elements of foreplay count as kink as long as it's not too vanilla.
∞∞JUST STOP THINKING SO DAMN HARD AND WRITE.
EDIT: TOO MUCH REQUESTING, NOT ENOUGH WRITING. GET TO IT. SMUT FOR ALL.
EDIT: JE ONLY. It was cute the first time but now you're being odd. NO MORE NON-JE PEOPLE, PLEASE. JE MEME. We are here for the hos, not for random bros. I can host a crackmeme next or something. -.-
EDIT: Optional confessions are here. That will be a master list, edited when I have time. Spread the word.
Meme will continue, I'm just getting bugged by people who want to confess.