get your freak on ∞ JE kink/smut anonymeme

[shichihenge]

JE Kink/Smut AnonyMeme 2008

Start your year off right with some crazy idolboy smut.

Format:
Pretty free. Just make sure you put who you want, what you want, and how you want it. Yeah, that's supposed to sound dirty. Hay look, copypasta:
Who I want:
What I want:
How I want it:

Rules1) Anon is fine. Not anon is fine. Funnier if you're anon

Comments

~2k words later... 1/2

[anonymous]

The carpet tastes funny, but Hina has had worse in his mouth.

"Ohmygodareyouok?" Maru slurs, tripping over Hina no less than three times before managing to kneel by his side, which was more or less sitting on his head and falling backwards.

"Hey, fucker, get off." Hina shoves at him, smirking when Maru winces, but then the part of Maru under his hand starts to harden and a thought pierces through Hina's drunkeness that perhaps he hasn't gotten Maru in the gut like he intented. "Shit..."

"Oh yeah?" Maru challenges in response, scrambling around the narrow hallway until he bounced off of enough walls to ricochet himself completely on top of Hina, grabbing for his junk and grinning like he'd just won a prize. "There."

"'There' what?" Hina hisses, squirming around uncomfortably, although admittedly he was only uncomfortable because Maru's hand was not moving. "Are we playing a game

~2k words later... 2/2

[anonymous]

Hina manages to move against Maru without breaking his wrist, groaning into Maru's mouth as Maru blindly his arms to Hina's hips and pulls him closer, his fingers trailing along Hina's skin just under the waistband of his pants, which has Hina seeing red and reaching for Maru's belt

Re: ~2k words later... 2/2

[anonymous]

ZOMG KICKASS. SOMEONE ACTUALLY WROTE THIS. I DID IT. CAUSE I ALWAYS THOUGHT MARU/HINA WAS KINDA HOT IDEA. BUT NO ONE WRITES THEM! WOE ;_;. I am in a bit of a rush and can't read it now. But i will ASAP. And when I do I will back here and comment on it's dirty awesomeness and maybe even take of my anon. maybe. Depends on how brave I am feeling at that moment. XD

Re: ~2k words later... 2/2

[whited_79]

LOL! it's funny and yet damn hot at the same time! the battle to be seme haha! thank you! :)

Re: ~2k words later... 2/2

[anonymous]

lol this was for you? XDXDXD thank you ♥♥♥

Re: ~2k words later... 2/2

[whited_79]

nope, not me! I wish I am though :)

Re: ~2k words later... 2/2

[anonymous]

Oh this was fun! In my mind it was much more twisted. I definitely like your version better. ;) Really funny! Humor and hot all in the same fic.

I hope I get to find out who you are later so I can fangirl you properly!
I would have responded with my name but I'm logged into my fic journal now and i dont want the world to know about it atm. I am like attempting to fulfill some requests here. Since I got both mine done. (NOT ONLY THAT BUT WELL!)

Actually your style is familiar....i wonder if I have read your fic before.
Well i'm not saying it's you for sure but your style reminds me a bit of "makaeru" XD. I hope we get reveals for these stories later....

Re: ~2k words later... 2/2

[anonymous]

i only got 2 of mine done so yeah XD i wrote FIVE! (giving myself away na)

hmm i don't know who that person is but i'd like to because more people need to write crack porn. yes.

thank you ♥♥♥ i'm glad you liked it. it took 2 hrs and i didn't eat dinner until 9pm...

Re: ~2k words later... 2/2

[sisterjune]

LOL it was me who requested it! Sorry I didnt make it clear earlier. XD that anon was me too.
I have like no dignity anymore but i figure you guys did these fics so well I might as well give you all a name! XD

I have my eye on 4 but I'll only end up writing two if I write any at all.

thanks again for writing this! <333

Re: ~2k words later... 2/2

[elyndys]

Excellent excellent excellent! I've been desperate to see something for this pairing recently (blame 47 :3) and this was so perfect! ♥♥♥

Re: ~2k words later... 2/2

[anonymous]

thank youuuuu ♥♥♥♥ i am actually desperate to see hina porn of any sort. hmm maybe i should request that...

Re: ~2k words later... 2/2

[luxe_romanesque]

:O OMFG!!! That was so incredibly HOT!!! RawRrrr... XD~~~~~~~
Anyways, thank you very much for making my night and keep up the excellent work! :D

Re: ~2k words later... 2/2

[zaq_in_chill]

this is one of my EITO pairings and I'm so happy seeing others like them too.

^__________^

thanks so much!!!

Re: ~2k words later... 2/2

[anonymous]

oh yay thank you so much! i'm glad you liked it~♥

screw anon :D

[shirofukurou]

I LOVED THIS 8D