May never eat again(Open Journal)

Aug 04, 2007 19:41

The house elves hate me. That is the only explanation for this! I have sent orders to the kitchens at least 13 times in the last few days, and only once did I get anything back! The time I DID get something, it was an old boot on a tray! I am about ready to go down there and curse the lot of them. I think I might need to learn how to...cook.

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traintakemeaway August 5 2007, 01:12:05 UTC
Oh no, thats mean of the house-elves! Would you like me to try and get something for you? I am your assistant and would like to do more assistanty things. The kitchens are realy close to the Hufflepuff common room!

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shieldcharmer August 5 2007, 01:22:56 UTC
Thats all right. I really haven't had need of your help yet, but the time will come soon, I am sure, and you are rather above being used just to bring me food, even though you ARE a Hufflepuff.

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traintakemeaway August 5 2007, 01:27:15 UTC
Oh, um, thank you sir?

I look foreward to being able to be your errand bitch help out in assiting you! ^_^

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fran_5yr August 5 2007, 06:15:40 UTC
Hey Selphie, I didn't know the kitchens were near the hufflepuff rooms. It is kinda weird to ask but do you think you could show me where they are sometime? I tend to stay up pretty late, and there is nothing worse than having a 3am epiphany and no snacks with it.

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fran_5yr August 5 2007, 06:17:26 UTC
Oh my. I have always found Hogwarts food to be most excellent. I don't suppose you did anything, even accidentally to offend them?

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blackmagiklu August 5 2007, 08:08:58 UTC
(Pre-Office meeting)
Oh dear... I wonder why?
Did you accidentally leave clothing lying around where an elf may have picked it up. They are rather touchy about loosing the status of servitude, and take extreme pride in their class in life.

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nethiciteashe August 5 2007, 19:49:36 UTC
Perhaps you should try being nicer to them or nicer in general.

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materia_bandit August 7 2007, 05:30:10 UTC
Hi! Why won't they feed you? Is it true that there are a thousand house elves in the kitchens?

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