IC CONTACT @theposthumans

[shieldpiercer]

Comments

text;

[thesoundandthe]

if you don't answer this text within the next ten hours, I am breaking someone.

call;

[shieldpiercer]

[And guess who is waiting until the very last minute to call her back.

Ring Ring Ring]

call;

[thesoundandthe]

You have ten seconds to give me an explanation.

call;

[shieldpiercer]

There were a lot more undead warriors than I had anticipated, and just because they were undead didn't mean they weren't still skilled. I got back yesterday.

text; this asshole STILL finds a way to encrypt everything

[oneeyedeagle]

Any word on that jet?

text; You magnificent bastard who he wants to be like one day.

[shieldpiercer]

It's secured, but it hasn't been outfitted yet. It looks more like something Stark would travel in than SHIELD.

What are you planning?

voicemail right after DISCO INFERNO; obviously encrypted

[oneeyedeagle]

I don't care if they're the local heroes. This is murder and now arson.

If you see one, kill them, use your powers, whatever the fuck you deem necessary.

encrypted text message; BURN BABY BURN

[shieldpiercer]

Understood. I'll go on the offensive as soon as Gwen Stacy is safe.

And before you make a comment, yes, you definitely want to make sure that she stays out of this.

encrypted text message;

[oneeyedeagle]

She's a teenage civilian. I'd rather someone keep her the hell outta this.

encrypted text message;

[shieldpiercer]

She's a threat to everyone around her if she is frightened.

text;

[oneeyedeagle]

If things between you and Ms. Stacy clear up, just remember - birth control is only tax-deductible if it doesn't work.

text;

[shieldpiercer]

[Be glad it's text, though I'm sure Nick can hear his "FUUUUUUU"]

What the hell, Nicholas? Seriously?

text;

[oneeyedeagle]

[you know you love the trolldad antics]

I'm just saying, son.

text;

[shieldpiercer]

[YOU CANT PROVE ANYTHING]

Since when do we ever pay taxes? Besides, things aren't going to "clear up".