come and take us / we mock your anger

[onehundredbeers]

Characters: Nathan, Toki, and Eleven . No fancy journals for you. And also whoever monkeys.
Location: EVENTUALLY INSIDE THE LIBRARY.
Time: Sometime.
Summary: Nathan and Toki decide to indulge the fact they're totally invited on a scavenger hunt and Eleven comes along too because he wants to be metal and cool.
Warnings: 1) more swearing than a

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[realitymonkeys]

[A monkey jumps off from the top of the bookshelf in an attempt to land on Toki and tear off his arm.]

[Seriously, guys. You need to listen to Nathan.]

[grampasguitars]

[Toki glares at Nathan and looks back just to see a flying monkey. Without even thinking about it, his fist swings toward the monkey's face, hopefully hitting hard enough to deflect the monkey entirely.]

FUCKS YOU! I'ms throwings books if I want!

[It will occur to him in a second or two that a rabid evil scary monkey just tried to tear off his arm.]

-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH WHATS THE FUCK IS THAT?!

[dreamrecalled]

Oh gosh, there is a monkey on your back. Literally, there is a monkey on your back.

[he pulls his screwdriver out of his pocket, pointing it at the shelves behind Toki, so that some of the books spill off, hitting the monkey. As he moves to bounce off the sofa onto the floor, he slips on the cushion, as Nathan warned.]

Ouch!

[But he hops to his feet quickly, because dlfkjs murderous monkey. That's scary and kind of cool, but at the moment since it's trying to tear Toki's arm off, Eleven is going with scary]

[onehundredbeers]

[Nathan's reaction rides the middle ground between Eleven's almost mild 'oh gosh' and Toki's 'OH FUCK'.

He stands there, rigid, staring at the thing. What the fuck is that? Holy shit. Granted, there's little to no fear here, just... something a little out of range of what he's used to.]

Jesus fucking Christ.

[But then it registers it just fucking attacked Toki. Well, Toki threw a split second punch at it and the Doctor is doing who knows what, but he does the first thing that comes to mind and he fucking yells.]

HEY, MOTHERFUCKER!

[He's totally going to launch at an attack at it next tag if it's still up. But there's clearly not enough time in this tag to do it, like hell the monkey is going to stay in one place with all that going on.]

[realitymonkeys]

[Damn right it's not staying still. The Doctor is ruining books. And Toki is being annoying.]

[The monkey is going to charge at Nathan before Nathan charges at him. Are you ready to rumble?]