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A couple of my favorite quotes from George Carlin. Attempting humour here.
Feb 01, 2006 14:49
"I got in a fight with my breakfast cereal this morning. I distinctly heard 'SNAP CRACKLE FUCK-HIM (
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deemarie2003
February 1 2006, 19:58:55 UTC
Or how about...
"Why does everybody always say 'Have a nice day'? What if I don't want to have a nice day? What if I want to have a shitty day?" *---George Carlin
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shifter_
February 1 2006, 20:34:59 UTC
"All the owness is on me to have a nice day because of some loose lipped cashier! What if I had 364 nice days in a row and god damnit I'm ready for a crappy day!!!!"
Yeah I like that bit too!
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tiffeh
February 1 2006, 22:51:07 UTC
Oh God, I love him
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bigdusty
February 1 2006, 23:26:46 UTC
For some goodtimes, check this out
www.chucknorrisfacts.com
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"Why does everybody always say 'Have a nice day'? What if I don't want to have a nice day? What if I want to have a shitty day?" *---George Carlin
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Yeah I like that bit too!
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www.chucknorrisfacts.com
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