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[shifts]

[ The video feed starts up with the device propped up enough so that Eames is facing it full on. After a few moments, he speaks up. ]

I don't celebrate Thanksgiving. What do I have to be thankful for, exactly? [ He scrubs at his freshly shaven jaw, squinting a bit at the camera point on the device. ] I'm thankful for Waffle's antagonistic

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[whitetwoguns]

Get out the booze. The blessings gather on their own.

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[shifts]

I'll pass.

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[whitetwoguns]

And let yourself be miserable?

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[shifts]

I'm hardly miserable.

[byweavinglives]

Why would you celebrate it? You're not American.

[shifts]

Exactly.

[byweavinglives]

Then I fail to see any problem.

[shifts]

There isn't one.

[brobeforehos]

Joined the crowd of entertainers.

[shifts]

Do I entertain you, Miss Mae?

[brobeforehos]

Certainly do, Mister Eames.

[shifts]

I'm glad to hear of it.

[oneminutemaze]

Just you wait. I'm teaching him your name next. [ She isn't really, but it's not a half bad idea. ]

[shifts]

You ought to teach him how to say chaise instead.

[oneminutemaze]

I'll add it to the list for you.

[shifts]

Cheers. You're a wonder.

[zombiefree]

You know somebody named Waffle?

[Just give it a second.]

-- or a pet, yeah, that. Makes more sense.

[shifts]

I know a bird named Waffle.

[zombiefree]

Hey, I don't know. Little kids get stuck on words too, maybe you have a three year-old named Waffle.