Year of the Fire Ant or: Why I Will Never Attempt to Lunchbreak Al Fresco Again

[shiftwhore]

My office building is in this weird hybrid industrial shipping complex/random tech companies/city of austin office park, so I can't take my lunch break outside like I used to. I've scouted out a few options but the closest thing to a park within reasonable distance is the Wal-Mart Supercenter

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[shiftwhore]

There's a $cientology Center on the drag in Austin if you ever need your thetan levels read. I've always wanted to go in but I'm too terrified. However, the former resident of our apartment is on their mailing list so we get some LOLworthy spam every once in a blue moon.

[katherinemorrow]

ain't that america

[shiftwhore]

ain't that america...something to seeeeeeee
little pink houses for you and me...

damn you john cougar mellancamp/kmjdp, i know what i'll be listening to in my head as i try to sleep tonight.

[ext_109724]

and now I'm singing that song as well....

[shiftwhore]

hurray! you're no longer anonymous! how did you do that?

[1800marshall]

Your lovely little pond is probably a detention or retention basin. I design those!

[shiftwhore]

that would explain SO MUCH. however, please promise me that you won't ever incorporate any monuments to fallen troops/ozymandias/whomever, because it's the saddest thing to look at.