I truly think I have found the end of the internet. All day, every day, I go to the same 5 or 6 websites over and over again. I need to expand my horizons. What's your favorite time waster? Extra points for speediness of reply ( Read more... )

Amanda's birthday was yesterday. My dad's birthday is tomorrow. Today will always be the shitty day in between. I can only hope it will get easier ( Read more... )

We went grocery-makin' last night and bought a carton of cigarettes. Fast forward to this morning, when I rifled through my freezer looking for said purchase. Hey, it keeps them fresh! No cigarettes to be seen. No cigarettes in BJ's truck. Must have left them at HEB ( Read more... )

So by Saturday morning I had gone through a few of the stages with my car--first denial (there's no way my car got stolen!), then sadness (I burst into tears Friday morning when I woke up and remembered that my car was gone), onto anger (have those assholes who stole my car ever done an honest day of work in their lives?!), and then finally ( Read more... )

I'm pretty sure I have bronchitis, so I made a doctor's appointment for 9:30 this morning.

My car was stolen sometime yesterday night/this morning.

I rescheduled my doctor's appointment for 3pm.

The police are on the way to my apartment so I can file a stolen vehicle report.

It's not a good day to be a Sam.

I just saw a lightning bug ( Read more... )

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Unfortunately, watching this video jogged a memory of the hamster dance so now I have a mashup of those two songs running through my head.

I'm sitting out on my balcony, smoking a cigarette and updating my LJ. I can't believe I never thought to bring my laptop out here! I'm a genius ( Read more... )

I got to work today and the toilet was fixed. Victory! It's the small things in life, I gotta tell you. Take time to smell the roses and appreciate a fully functioning employee bathroom ( Read more... )

The problem with going 8 weeks between journal updates is that I feel like I have to write something earth-shattering, or at least have something awesome to report. I don't. Not really ( Read more... )