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Jul 01, 2005 13:44

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Yo mama so fat when she stepped in front of the t.v., I missed two episodes.

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anonymous July 2 2005, 06:27:20 UTC
yo moma got one big tittie and one small tittie and they call her biggie smalls

.timmy

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daps1 July 2 2005, 08:03:40 UTC
yo mama's blind talking bout how she wanna see me sometime

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anonymous July 2 2005, 18:21:19 UTC
yo momma so dumb she thought juicy fruit was a gay boxer

.timmy

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daps1 July 2 2005, 20:02:09 UTC
yo mama so ugly the doctor slapped both your parents when she was born. he even slapped himself

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hahah anonymous July 2 2005, 20:09:46 UTC
good one.

your momma so old she's the who called the 5-0 when david killed goliath

timmy

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c'mon man daps1 July 2 2005, 20:24:35 UTC
yo parents so old yo mama was passin out flyers to david vs goliath, and yo daddy had backstage passes

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anonymous July 2 2005, 21:56:27 UTC
yo momma so fat she plays hopscotch with the states

oregon texas florida....

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daps1 July 3 2005, 00:36:37 UTC
ya mama so fat graf heads burn pieces on the side of her foot

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anonymous July 3 2005, 05:22:03 UTC
yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it

hahahaah

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daps1 July 3 2005, 08:32:15 UTC
ya mama so fat i got the google map satellite photo to prove it

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lorenaa July 3 2005, 18:37:17 UTC
geesus

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cherbomb July 5 2005, 10:21:36 UTC
AHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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