19:50 in, omg. brofriend can't cliiiiiiiimb.

I AM SO ASSPAINED THIS IS NEVER GOING TO COME OUT IN ENGLISH.

I mean, I'm also kind of asspained that Hanbei was dead three years before the Toyotomi story actually starts, so he can't be in that scene to laugh at Kanbei with everyone else, but I can't really blame that one on Koei.

Because I can find no record of this shit anywhere online, I...started typing it out myself. sob ( Read more... )

hisloyalwang actually wrote these down for me before I got a 3DS, but I did change his formatting a little and clean things up some.

( current progress: 9/9, complete. )

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I would be remiss if I didn't have a post with Hanbei's ~lovely singing voice~ in here, huh.

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Age: "Two years older than Kanbei"; I am arbitrarily calling it mid to late-twenties and that's probably still pushing it to the young side. On the other hand, he looks like he's 14. Koei is silly like that. (The historical date would put him at 35, but Koei has never been accurate about those, so idefk.)
Height: 170 cm (5'7" ish). This number ( Read more... )

Character: Takenaka Hanbei
Series: Samurai Warriors
Character Age: Mid-twenties (although he looks teenaged, he's stated to be older than the clearly not-teenaged Kanbei.)
Job: Fluffy Pillow Quality Assurance Tester

Canon: Samurai Warriors is about killing people, honor, killing people, betrayals, killing people, politics, and did I mention ( Read more... )