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[shiggadaleeee]

So today I see this short, balding Asian woman with enormous rounded pink glasses walking towards me and carrying groceries, 2 sacks in each hand. She walks awkwardly, her entire body weight shifting noticeably from foot to foot with each step. She continues towards me in the same fashion until she reaches me, drops her cargo, looks around as if

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[luckylissy]

That's cute.
I'm hungry.
And there are a ton of freakin hotties on campus right now.

[shiggadaleeee]

wait till you see me.

[assholy_o]

thats cool, i gotta say thats how i try to live life, cept not so asian, or short...or asian