I'm all right. Not 100% cured, but all right.
I have learned a few things:
1. Enemas aren't pleasant.
2. Nurses occasionally exaggerate the awful taste of things.
3. There is no quicker cure for shyness than constipation. Telling four or five complete strangers your eating, drinking, exercise and restroom habits does that to you.
So yeah. I was plugged. Still am, honestly, but they figure that time heals all wounds and eventually mine will just fix itself with proper maintenance.