This literally only occurred to me while I was driving home today.

May 04, 2012 17:16

Table this under a subheading of "worst lesbian": you guys, I just had to buy a toaster ( Read more... )

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swiiftly May 4 2012, 05:38:03 UTC
I am a lurker who is not even on your flist, but your open invitation for comments (and my glee at the Kings win) has given me courage to share my GREAT ADMIRATION FOR YOUR ICON. COREYYYYYY. that FACE. ♥ ♥ ♥

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shihadchick May 4 2012, 05:42:11 UTC
Aww, hi! And thank you for speaking up! :DDD (And omg, right? GO KINGS GO! *beams at them across Pacific*)

And gosh, isn't it delightful? His face is pretty darn great. I for one am very, very fond of it. :D (just_katarin made the original icon, to give credit where it is due.) Your icon is equally delightful, by the by. Oh if only the playoff beard could have continued this season. :( Hawwwwwwwwwwwks. Sigh.

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swiiftly May 4 2012, 05:57:54 UTC
I was so excited for his playoff beard :( neck beard and all :( :( I am just SO CHARMED by his face.

(KINGS. MOST SATISFYING SERIES. :D)

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shihadchick May 4 2012, 06:03:44 UTC
Me too. :( He just wears it so well!! And ohhh my, yes. THAT. Oh Corey. <3333

(I think that title for me is still going to go to their first round matchup because daaaaaamn. I am 100% petty and I own that. :D)

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mishloran May 4 2012, 07:32:50 UTC
Why would buying a toaster make you a bad lesbian?

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shihadchick May 4 2012, 07:47:27 UTC
See comments! For reasons I forget you're meant to earn toasters by making out with ladies. So theoretically I should've been able to redeem that from the internet for a free toaster. I'M SURE THAT'S HOW THAT WORKS, RIGHT? :D?

How're you, Mish? Hooraaaaaaay Friday, right? :D?

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mishloran May 4 2012, 08:08:41 UTC
Friday is exciting times! And it's a bank holiday weekend, so I shall be zooming about enjoying my THREE DAY WEEKEND and probably be more exhausted next week than ever before, YEEEEEEY.

I have never heard of that toaster thing before. Are you sure it is a thing?

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shihadchick May 4 2012, 11:40:37 UTC
Hooray for exciting bank holiday times and three day weekends, they are the BEST.

It truly, truly is! Very old joke, I promise. And definitely a globally recognised one, honest.

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shihadchick May 4 2012, 08:09:59 UTC
I'm shocked, SHOCKED that this is your request. :DD Do you have any guidelines or prompts you would like me to include? Because I need to go shower right now but I plan to blow off all other sensible plans for the evening in favour of writing after that anyhow.

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shihadchick May 4 2012, 11:51:06 UTC
Oh ouch, honey. :/ That sucks and fair play indeed. :/

* * *

Taylor's seen some pretty dumb haircuts in his time -- playoffs in juniors will do that for you -- and it's not even like Ebs looks bad with his head shaved, necessarily, it's just... weird. So the first time he walks into the living room after they go through the whole shaving thing he just cracks up, even though he's got a mirror and working eyes and he looks pretty much the same. It's still funny though, and Ebs just looks up, rolls his eyes, and goes right on back to fucking around with his phone; leaning back in his recliner, ignoring the tv and his feet bare and crossed at the ankles ( ... )

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mrsquizzical May 4 2012, 09:09:17 UTC
pretty sure i missed the commenting window but hey, hi bb how are youuu?

<333

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shihadchick May 4 2012, 09:13:13 UTC
I'm still up! :D? I'm in eight million tabs and also watching the game that's on now so I'm super slow, but I am definitely still here! Hi, bb, hiiiiii! How are you? How'd the end of Star Wars day go for you and the troops?

<3

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mrsquizzical May 4 2012, 09:30:45 UTC
we're just finishing up 'return of the jedi' as we speak! and the kids are all wearing star wars shirts.

they also decided that the response to 'may the fourth be with you' should be 'alwayth' to keep some consistency in the joke. &geeky kids;

i was looking forward to watching american idol tonight with hubby but i got spoiled on twitter dammit. i haven't told him yet because i am the world's worst actor/liar and he always judges what happened by my attempts to not give it away during the show. /o\

are you feeling any better today?

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shihadchick May 4 2012, 09:34:01 UTC
that is SUPERB. and omg, I love your kids. FABULOUS, yes.

oh no! :( that sucks, bb, I'm sorry you got spoiled.

and I am a lot better today, thank you! Still can't quite hear properly, but I'm much less dizzy!

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shihadchick May 4 2012, 12:14:01 UTC
Molly, you know what I like. :DDD which is, you know. That. :DDD ( ... )

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shihadchick May 5 2012, 02:09:17 UTC
:DDD it wasn't quite what you asked for, but I'm glad you liked it!

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