THE REAPER PITIES ME AND GOD WANTS ME?!
this is so CRACKTASTIC that i swear i was smoking something when i wrote it....or it could just be the fact it was at 3am rofl
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THE REAPER PITIES ME AND GOD WANTS ME?!
The Reaper was quite bored actually, if not a little frustrated. He had come to retrieve a mortal, yet it’s been 2 days and he had yet to see a glimpse of this man. Maybe someone was hiding him? Then he catches sight of the man in question and smirks evilly to himself as he stalks- gracefully of course-over to his prey. Only to find himself lying on the ground, his expensive black clothes being ruined as feet trampled over him. Oh dear, what is the mob of terrifying monsters with their unnaturally high voices and flailing limbs?! They are certainly more terrifying than anything in hell. Maybe he should leave this man alone? Just as he was debating about whether he wanted to get through those monsters just for a mere mortal, he saw the man being surrounded from all sides. The Reaper could only stare horrified and walk off, thinking this man would be safer in hell with me than here being molested and cuddled to death by a dozen hormonal males.
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Hankyung blinks up as he stops rehearsing when he realizes someone is watching. The man is quite shiny, but it wasn’t his adorable ring ding dong dongsaengs. Then he frowns and thinks this man must be a pedophile, because all he is doing is staring at his long legs and while Hankyung may be a hyung to many, he was still too young to be ogled by this strange old man. “Hello Hankyung. I’m God.” Hankyung blinked and blinked again, “oh.” God continued to stare at his legs before slapping himself violently across the head, shaking himself before finally staring at his face, “I like you, you have very lovely legs Hankyung”. Then with one last glance at his legs, God turned to leave. “Um. God? Are you here to see Shiwon?” God paused just at the door and gave him a quizzical look, “who’s Shiwon?” Hankyung made sure to properly seduce Shiwon that night just so he wouldn’t have the time to pray. Hankyung really didn’t have the heart to tell Shiwon that God liked him better.
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THE REAPER PITIES ME AND GOD WANTS ME?!
The Reaper was quite bored actually, if not a little frustrated. He had come to retrieve a mortal, yet it’s been 2 days and he had yet to see a glimpse of this man. Maybe someone was hiding him? Then he catches sight of the man in question and smirks evilly to himself as he stalks- gracefully of course-over to his prey. Only to find himself lying on the ground, his expensive black clothes being ruined as feet trampled over him. Oh dear, what is the mob of terrifying monsters with their unnaturally high voices and flailing limbs?! They are certainly more terrifying than anything in hell. Maybe he should leave this man alone? Just as he was debating about whether he wanted to get through those monsters just for a mere mortal, he saw the man being surrounded from all sides. The Reaper could only stare horrified and walk off, thinking this man would be safer in hell with me than here being molested and cuddled to death by a dozen hormonal males.
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Hankyung blinks up as he stops rehearsing when he realizes someone is watching. The man is quite shiny, but it wasn’t his adorable ring ding dong dongsaengs. Then he frowns and thinks this man must be a pedophile, because all he is doing is staring at his long legs and while Hankyung may be a hyung to many, he was still too young to be ogled by this strange old man. “Hello Hankyung. I’m God.” Hankyung blinked and blinked again, “oh.” God continued to stare at his legs before slapping himself violently across the head, shaking himself before finally staring at his face, “I like you, you have very lovely legs Hankyung”. Then with one last glance at his legs, God turned to leave. “Um. God? Are you here to see Shiwon?” God paused just at the door and gave him a quizzical look, “who’s Shiwon?” Hankyung made sure to properly seduce Shiwon that night just so he wouldn’t have the time to pray. Hankyung really didn’t have the heart to tell Shiwon that God liked him better.