[SHINee/SNSD] Behind the Indecency
behind the indecency
snsd/shinee; pg-13; ~1000w
what really happened when soshinee practiced for that dance-cut
“Guys,” Yoona sang jumping on Sooyoung’s back. The older girl grunted in discomfort but she was blatantly ignored. “We’re going to do a dance break with SHINee on next week’s Music Core.”
Jessica raised an eyebrow. “Oh really,” she said flatly. Yoona rolled her eyes at Jessica’s obvious disinterest.
“Yes really. And and. I bribed manager oppa and we already know who we’re going to be dancing with and everything!” Yoona waved a piece of paper in their faces. Yuri made a face.
“You’re an evil girl, Yoona.” Yoona stuck her tongue out at the older girl. Hyoyeon took the paper from Yoona and just stared at it.
Hyoyeon blinked. "Wait. What? Why do I get Onew?" Jessica sniggered behind her hand. Hyoyeon turned to glare. "No, I don't have anything against him. I mean. I expected Taemin."
Yoona frowned. “You can’t. He’s mine now.” Sooyoung silently said a prayer for Taemin’s soul. “And you’re into jailbait now Hyo?” Sooyoung opened her mouth to say “you and Hyo are the same age - “ but Hyoyeon was blushing and flailing her arms about
"No! It's just we're the best dancers and-" Hyoyeon’s face sort of crumpled here. “I mean. It’s Onew.” The girls looked at her sympathetically. Yuri patted Hyoyeon's shoulder in what she hoped was a comforting matter.
"It's okay Hyo."
Hyoyeon just sighed. Her life was so hard.
“Oh my god I got Sooyoung!” Key squealed and danced around the room singing “Genie” at the top of his lungs. Taemin just stared at him.
“Hyung, remind me how you managed to find this out already?” Key just smiled deviously at the magnae. Taemin shivered. “Never mind, I don’t want to know.” Taemin didn’t mind doing a dance cut with the SNSD noonas. They were nice and pretty and it would be fun.
“Jesssssssssica.” Jonghyun’s eyes were glazed over and Taemin was sure he saw a bit of drool hanging off his chin. Taemin stared at him.
“Um, hyung?” he asked awkwardly but Jonghyun was already trapped in his own mind mouthing “Jessica, Jessica.” over and over again. Minho covered Taemin’s eyes.
“Don’t look Taemin,” he advised wisely. “Jonghyun hyung is just…a little lost.” Taemin nodded blindly and Minho began to lead him out of the living room, making sure to avoid Key who was singing and dancing like a mad man.
He stopped suddenly. “Hyung,” Minho deadpanned. “Are you doing practicing the Juliette dance?” Onew stopped his awkward flailing and looked at Minho sheepishly.
“I just need to improve because um. Hyoyeon. And dancing! And um, legs. Coordination. Hyoyeon. And um - “
Taemin pulled Minho’s hands away from his eyes and looked at Onew in confusion. “But hyung,” he started. “I thought we were learning a new dance?”
Onew looked like he was going to cry. “A new dance?” he wailed. “Then my fail will be even more obvious!”
“Oh hyung,” Key twirled his way over to him. “You don’t even have to try - your fail is always obvious.”
Hyoyeon’s face burned several shades of red. “This - “ she gaped like a fish and Yuri had to pat her back several times before Hyoyeon could properly form sentences. “This choreography!” She shook her fist at their manager oppa. “This isn’t dancing! It’s - it’s - “
“Sex on stage?” Jessica suggested as she walked towards them. “Oh come on Hyo, you should be used to this. Miss Dancing Queen.”
Hyoyeon wrinkled her nose. “But it’s SHINee.”
“No,” Yoona cut it. “It’s just Onew.”
“Oh god.” Hyoyeon buried her face in her hands. Yuri and Yoona started to laugh as Jessica watched it all unfold, amused. Sooyoung blinked.
“It’s just a dance?” she tried.
“…I think Jonghyun hyung is dead.” Taemin said worriedly as he poked Jonghyun’s side experimentally. Minho shook his head.
“Not dead, just unconscious.”
Key tried very hard not to laugh but failed. “Pfft,” he choked. “I think his brain broke when we told him he would get to touch Jessica’s butt.”
Onew had curled up into a traumatized ball and was currently hyperventilating. “In - between - their - legs,” he wheezed out. Minho sighed and handed him a paper bag. Taemin continued to poke Jonghyun. Key really did start to choke.
Minho sighed again. It was hard being sane in this group.
The next day was practice.
Onew tripped over his feet for the fifth time. This time he crashed into Hyoyeon's hip. Hyoyeon winced. That was definitely going to bruise. Onew was all over himself in apologizing.
"Oh my gosh, Hyoyeon ssi, I'm so so sorry - "
"It's okay," she said through gritted teeth and pretended that she couldn't see Jessica and Jonghyun laughing. "Let's try again.”
Onew gave her a grateful smile and she couldn’t help her own lips quirk into a grin. “Here,” she began going into serious dancing mode and placing a gentle hand on Onew’s hip. “You should turn like this first. Okay?”
“O-Okay,” Onew stuttered. There was a comfortable silence for a moment.
“Can we do the going under their legs part now?” Jonghyun blurted out anxiously.
Jessica sighed. Hyoyeon and Onew just stared at him. Yoona covered Taemin’s ears, scandalized. Yuri promptly went over and kicked his shin. Minho looked at her admiringly.
“I like you now, noona.”
Yuri frowned. “And you didn’t before?”
Key grabbed Sooyoung’s hands and twirled around with her for a while. “So you do want to go shopping after practice is over?” he asked excitedly. Sooyoung blinked.
“Oh. Oh okay,” she agreed not wanting to crush the eager look on Key’s face. “But only if you buy lunch okay?” Key just laughed.
“I’ll do something even better. I’ll cook for you.”
Sooyoung’s eyes glinted. “…Forever?” she asked slyly. Key blinked but nodded. Sooyoung squealed and tackled Key in a hug. “Yay, I love you!”
Taemin squirmed a little in Yoona’s hold. “Um noona,” he said uncomfortably. “You can let go now.” Yoona shook her head furiously.
“No.”
“But -“
“You’re mine now Taemin ah!”
Taemin’s eyes went a little wide and he looked around the room a little desperately. “Um - “
Key pulled away from Sooyoung’s death grip and ran at Yoona and Taemin. “Let go of my son!” he roared, his scream echoing in the room like some sort of battle cry.
Yoona squealed in fright and began to run away from Key, Taemin still in her arms. “Yuri! Help!” Yuri sighed before starting to chase after Key. Her powerful legs had her caught up to him in no time and she promptly tackled Key to the floor and sat on him.
“What?” Yuri met Minho and Onew’s shocked gaze evenly. “I did a lot of sports when I was in school.” Minho kind of clutched at his heart.
“Hyung, I think I’m in love,” he whispered to Onew. Onew flailed his arms a bit.
“Um,” he said as he watched Yoona cuddle Taemin to oblivion and Minho sit next to Yuri, fan-boy-like adoration glistening in his eyes. “Um,” he repeated as Sooyoung took out a bag of chips from seemingly nowhere and began to watch as Jonghyun attempted to get Jessica to practice their dance some more.
“Please noona - “
“No.”
“But I -“
“Go away.”
It was too much for Onew’s poor brain to handle and he settled for slumping against the person closest to him. Hyoyeon cleared her throat loudly. Onew immediately jumped away from her shoulder.
“Oh my gosh Hyoyeon ssi I’m so so sorry - “
Hyoyoen tiredly placed two fingers on Onew’s babbling mouth. She scrutinized him for a while. Onew gulped.
“I can’t believe you’re older than me,” she finally said rather sheepishly. Onew just shrugged.
“I get that a lot.”
Hyoyeon smiled. “So,” she started. “Do you want to try to get Yuri off Key or stop Jonghyun from getting into Jessica’s pants?”
Onew just paled at the thought. “C-Can we go get kimbap instead?” he suggested weakly. They both winced as they watched Jessica place her heeled foot into Jonghyun’s face.
“Kimbap sounds good.”
snsd/shinee; pg-13; ~1000w
what really happened when soshinee practiced for that dance-cut
“Guys,” Yoona sang jumping on Sooyoung’s back. The older girl grunted in discomfort but she was blatantly ignored. “We’re going to do a dance break with SHINee on next week’s Music Core.”
Jessica raised an eyebrow. “Oh really,” she said flatly. Yoona rolled her eyes at Jessica’s obvious disinterest.
“Yes really. And and. I bribed manager oppa and we already know who we’re going to be dancing with and everything!” Yoona waved a piece of paper in their faces. Yuri made a face.
“You’re an evil girl, Yoona.” Yoona stuck her tongue out at the older girl. Hyoyeon took the paper from Yoona and just stared at it.
Hyoyeon blinked. "Wait. What? Why do I get Onew?" Jessica sniggered behind her hand. Hyoyeon turned to glare. "No, I don't have anything against him. I mean. I expected Taemin."
Yoona frowned. “You can’t. He’s mine now.” Sooyoung silently said a prayer for Taemin’s soul. “And you’re into jailbait now Hyo?” Sooyoung opened her mouth to say “you and Hyo are the same age - “ but Hyoyeon was blushing and flailing her arms about
"No! It's just we're the best dancers and-" Hyoyeon’s face sort of crumpled here. “I mean. It’s Onew.” The girls looked at her sympathetically. Yuri patted Hyoyeon's shoulder in what she hoped was a comforting matter.
"It's okay Hyo."
Hyoyeon just sighed. Her life was so hard.
“Oh my god I got Sooyoung!” Key squealed and danced around the room singing “Genie” at the top of his lungs. Taemin just stared at him.
“Hyung, remind me how you managed to find this out already?” Key just smiled deviously at the magnae. Taemin shivered. “Never mind, I don’t want to know.” Taemin didn’t mind doing a dance cut with the SNSD noonas. They were nice and pretty and it would be fun.
“Jesssssssssica.” Jonghyun’s eyes were glazed over and Taemin was sure he saw a bit of drool hanging off his chin. Taemin stared at him.
“Um, hyung?” he asked awkwardly but Jonghyun was already trapped in his own mind mouthing “Jessica, Jessica.” over and over again. Minho covered Taemin’s eyes.
“Don’t look Taemin,” he advised wisely. “Jonghyun hyung is just…a little lost.” Taemin nodded blindly and Minho began to lead him out of the living room, making sure to avoid Key who was singing and dancing like a mad man.
He stopped suddenly. “Hyung,” Minho deadpanned. “Are you doing practicing the Juliette dance?” Onew stopped his awkward flailing and looked at Minho sheepishly.
“I just need to improve because um. Hyoyeon. And dancing! And um, legs. Coordination. Hyoyeon. And um - “
Taemin pulled Minho’s hands away from his eyes and looked at Onew in confusion. “But hyung,” he started. “I thought we were learning a new dance?”
Onew looked like he was going to cry. “A new dance?” he wailed. “Then my fail will be even more obvious!”
“Oh hyung,” Key twirled his way over to him. “You don’t even have to try - your fail is always obvious.”
Hyoyeon’s face burned several shades of red. “This - “ she gaped like a fish and Yuri had to pat her back several times before Hyoyeon could properly form sentences. “This choreography!” She shook her fist at their manager oppa. “This isn’t dancing! It’s - it’s - “
“Sex on stage?” Jessica suggested as she walked towards them. “Oh come on Hyo, you should be used to this. Miss Dancing Queen.”
Hyoyeon wrinkled her nose. “But it’s SHINee.”
“No,” Yoona cut it. “It’s just Onew.”
“Oh god.” Hyoyeon buried her face in her hands. Yuri and Yoona started to laugh as Jessica watched it all unfold, amused. Sooyoung blinked.
“It’s just a dance?” she tried.
“…I think Jonghyun hyung is dead.” Taemin said worriedly as he poked Jonghyun’s side experimentally. Minho shook his head.
“Not dead, just unconscious.”
Key tried very hard not to laugh but failed. “Pfft,” he choked. “I think his brain broke when we told him he would get to touch Jessica’s butt.”
Onew had curled up into a traumatized ball and was currently hyperventilating. “In - between - their - legs,” he wheezed out. Minho sighed and handed him a paper bag. Taemin continued to poke Jonghyun. Key really did start to choke.
Minho sighed again. It was hard being sane in this group.
The next day was practice.
Onew tripped over his feet for the fifth time. This time he crashed into Hyoyeon's hip. Hyoyeon winced. That was definitely going to bruise. Onew was all over himself in apologizing.
"Oh my gosh, Hyoyeon ssi, I'm so so sorry - "
"It's okay," she said through gritted teeth and pretended that she couldn't see Jessica and Jonghyun laughing. "Let's try again.”
Onew gave her a grateful smile and she couldn’t help her own lips quirk into a grin. “Here,” she began going into serious dancing mode and placing a gentle hand on Onew’s hip. “You should turn like this first. Okay?”
“O-Okay,” Onew stuttered. There was a comfortable silence for a moment.
“Can we do the going under their legs part now?” Jonghyun blurted out anxiously.
Jessica sighed. Hyoyeon and Onew just stared at him. Yoona covered Taemin’s ears, scandalized. Yuri promptly went over and kicked his shin. Minho looked at her admiringly.
“I like you now, noona.”
Yuri frowned. “And you didn’t before?”
Key grabbed Sooyoung’s hands and twirled around with her for a while. “So you do want to go shopping after practice is over?” he asked excitedly. Sooyoung blinked.
“Oh. Oh okay,” she agreed not wanting to crush the eager look on Key’s face. “But only if you buy lunch okay?” Key just laughed.
“I’ll do something even better. I’ll cook for you.”
Sooyoung’s eyes glinted. “…Forever?” she asked slyly. Key blinked but nodded. Sooyoung squealed and tackled Key in a hug. “Yay, I love you!”
Taemin squirmed a little in Yoona’s hold. “Um noona,” he said uncomfortably. “You can let go now.” Yoona shook her head furiously.
“No.”
“But -“
“You’re mine now Taemin ah!”
Taemin’s eyes went a little wide and he looked around the room a little desperately. “Um - “
Key pulled away from Sooyoung’s death grip and ran at Yoona and Taemin. “Let go of my son!” he roared, his scream echoing in the room like some sort of battle cry.
Yoona squealed in fright and began to run away from Key, Taemin still in her arms. “Yuri! Help!” Yuri sighed before starting to chase after Key. Her powerful legs had her caught up to him in no time and she promptly tackled Key to the floor and sat on him.
“What?” Yuri met Minho and Onew’s shocked gaze evenly. “I did a lot of sports when I was in school.” Minho kind of clutched at his heart.
“Hyung, I think I’m in love,” he whispered to Onew. Onew flailed his arms a bit.
“Um,” he said as he watched Yoona cuddle Taemin to oblivion and Minho sit next to Yuri, fan-boy-like adoration glistening in his eyes. “Um,” he repeated as Sooyoung took out a bag of chips from seemingly nowhere and began to watch as Jonghyun attempted to get Jessica to practice their dance some more.
“Please noona - “
“No.”
“But I -“
“Go away.”
It was too much for Onew’s poor brain to handle and he settled for slumping against the person closest to him. Hyoyeon cleared her throat loudly. Onew immediately jumped away from her shoulder.
“Oh my gosh Hyoyeon ssi I’m so so sorry - “
Hyoyoen tiredly placed two fingers on Onew’s babbling mouth. She scrutinized him for a while. Onew gulped.
“I can’t believe you’re older than me,” she finally said rather sheepishly. Onew just shrugged.
“I get that a lot.”
Hyoyeon smiled. “So,” she started. “Do you want to try to get Yuri off Key or stop Jonghyun from getting into Jessica’s pants?”
Onew just paled at the thought. “C-Can we go get kimbap instead?” he suggested weakly. They both winced as they watched Jessica place her heeled foot into Jonghyun’s face.
“Kimbap sounds good.”