Hearing your heart is beating because of some contraption beeping at you is not reassuring.

[shikamaruchan]

First order of business; ...Eh. Hospital food is surprisingly good. So much so, I'm not eating it. While I likely should to maintain body mass (muscle mass below the waist on the left is going to be at a loss for some time, troublesomely) I cannot trouble myself to sacrifice my taste buds

Comments

[ineededthemoney]

Haha, did you get your ass beat? XD

Suing semicolons? I don't think that one will get too far in court. :\

[shikamaruchan]

Actually, no, my ass is in perfectly fine condition, thank you.

People sued over coffee being hot. English grammar should pay.

[ineededthemoney]

Hey, do what you want to, it's your time and money you're wasting, not my rich boyfriend's. 9_9

[shikamaruchan]

Which rich bo----Tch, nevermind. I shall endeaver to uphold the beautiful American Konohanian tradition of locating lawyers and slipping razor-thin blades between their ribcages for actively representing stupider-people-R-US.

*sleeps*

[uchihateme]

That sucks.

[shikamaruchan]

Ambiguity. It serves a short sentence well.

[happyhyuuganeji]

Oh, gods. -_-;; I--... Y'know what... *isn't going to bother*

[shikamaruchan]

*is glad*

*has a party*

*invites the nurse*

*there are fireworks*

*and confetti*

*ladedah*

[happyhyuuganeji]

Quite the hospital that allows fireworks. *snort*

[shikamaruchan]

We're ninjas. They're illusions anyway.

[kyuubi_sama]

...So... Some one has injured you?

You'd better tell me who before I kill everyone in Konoha just for revenge. ♥

[shikamaruchan]

...You have a brain. Use it or lose it.

Suprisingly few people would stand in your way. I would, but it would involve hobbling. And that's just troublesome.

[shikamaruchan]

I object to that icon.